By severedface - 22/05/2011 05:35 - Canada

Today, I went on a blind date. When I got there, I found out that the guy was a ventriloquist and was going to use his puppet to talk to me. FML
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klovemachine 24

what a dummy, haha!!

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sourgirl101 28

Were you dating Jeff Dunham? Because he's funny as hell! "I kill you!"(:

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Melania890 9

That's exactly what I was thinking! I guess it can come in handy to have a 11 year old sister...you can recognize fake FMLs :P

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bluegoldfish 7

[insert witty comment about getting wood here].

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FMLsOhilarious 6

I hate ventriloquist dummies. They freak me out. You know how some people are terrified of clowns? Well I have no problem with clowns but I do with ventriloquist dummies. I probably would've left right away. Fyl OP.

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TheresNoEffingwa 7

for some reason I don't think is happened considering the fact that it happened in like 3 movies and 18 tv shows... but I gues u never know ... womp

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XcaleX 0

Should teach you not to blind date, although I'm sure after a few drinks I think you could have had a pretty interesting time. I can only imagine the kind of dumb shit you could get him to do. A bit creepy though, maybe a better idea to just roll out.

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Bobby64 29

This could make for a real interesting video or illustrated FML. Anyway, OP, at least it'll make for a good story for many years to come. ^_^

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RoxyRaccoon 4

Was his name Chuck? And was the dummy's name Bob?

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glitchedgamer 0

He can make his penis talk to spice it up in the bedroom.

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