Miscellaneous: Today, I went on a blind date with a friend of a friend. It went...

By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 18:31 - United States - Springfield

Today, I went on a blind date with a friend of a friend. It went okay, so we exchanged numbers. An hour later, he started messaging me, asking for pictures of my poop. What.. the... hell? FML

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By BlackCheetah101 - 04/11/2009 06:51 - Australia

Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2024 09:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went on a blind date set up by a friend. Everything was going great until I accidentally called my date by my ex’s name. Twice. My date promptly excused herself to the restroom and never came back. FML

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By LoveSucks - 18/05/2019 21:54

Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML

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By SoccerBabe42 - 26/12/2011 12:11 - Canada

Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML

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By Jill04 - 11/10/2024 09:00 - United Kingdom - Portsmouth

Today, I went on a blind date set up by my best friend. When I got there, my "date" was my ex. My best friend knew, and she thought it would be "funny" to see how we would react. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 17:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2010 01:10 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date that my best friend had set up for me. When I arrived, I introduced myself and we sat at the table. After we ordered our food, he asked the waiter for some crayons and a kid's menu, and colored for the half hour before our food came. He didn't talk to me at all. FML

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By Juanna - 13/01/2010 08:07 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date. We were walking in a park when I noticed a funny smell. I looked down and realized I'd stepped in dog crap. I tried to nonchalantly rub it off on the grass, but instead hit a patch of wet grass and slipped onto my butt, right into a pile of goose poop. FML

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By Court - 22/02/2010 02:12 - United States

Today, my best friend had set me up on a blind date. The guy demonstrated at length that he could do different cartoon voices such as Donald Duck, Droopy and many others the entire time. Oh, and he also kept wanting to talk about his farts. FML

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Next!

By ElodieUNU - 12/07/2013 19:33 - France

Today, I went on a blind date. The guy greeted me with a "What's up, bitch?", which I wrote off as him just being really laid-back. By dessert, he'd asked me if my boobs are real, then when we finished, asked how many more dates it'd take before I put out. So much for that. FML

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JMichael 25

Wednesday 26 August 2015 6:56

So I'm guessing there won't be a second date?

vreid 20

Wednesday 26 August 2015 6:58

Welp, hopefully that guy learns that it is DEFINITELY NOT OKAY to ask that or to want to ask that. FYL OP it just means your next date can't be worse (fingers crossed for you on that one)

Comments

tassiatessa 21

Wednesday 26 August 2015 7:01

Send him a picture of himself. Problem solved.

AviKerensky 17

Wednesday 26 August 2015 7:02

At least he wasn't a completely shitty date.

WOTAN1488 24

Wednesday 26 August 2015 7:03

Lesson learned.

laden_swallow09 34

Wednesday 26 August 2015 14:48

What was the lesson?

rshweky 17

Wednesday 26 August 2015 7:07

Well, have you dumped him yet?

iiTzNeeNerz 26

Wednesday 26 August 2015 7:10

Damn that was clever. You win this time.

PePziNL 20

Thursday 27 August 2015 2:15

Best comment ever

muah97 12

Wednesday 26 August 2015 7:08

Autocorrect of boobs to poop?

WarMachine68 24

Wednesday 26 August 2015 7:20

Send him pictures of different animals' poop and see how he reacts

gggg1a 5

Wednesday 26 August 2015 7:24

Ugh. Good luck boo.

limegreenpoopie 31

Wednesday 26 August 2015 7:30

Hey, some people are into that kinda stuff. Keep an open mind :3

laden_swallow09 34

Wednesday 26 August 2015 14:49

Sure, you can keep your mind open. Just don't let your brain leak out. Shit is nasty. Period.

ILikeKoalas 24

Thursday 27 August 2015 0:23

That username though.

exoticwaved 9

Wednesday 26 August 2015 7:30

Dude is a square. Boobs are much more fun to play with in person.

ViviMage 38

Wednesday 26 August 2015 7:37

It's obvious he has a fetish or he really cares about your health by stool quality. Without going into TMI detail, you can determine what parts are or are heathy by color and other traits. .....or he is a sick bastard and you need to excuse yourself. And block his number.