By OpenWide - 24/11/2009 03:22 - United States

Today, I went on a date and it was going great. When we got our meals, he told me I had to try what he was having, and he fed me a bite. I said something like "oh that was cute" and he replied with "I was just trying to see how big your mouth is." FML
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I actually laughed at the time. Probably because I didn't know what to say. I can take a joke so I went out with him a few more times but the forwardness continued so I ended it... And he never got to find out just how big my mouth really is

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Top comments

DameGreyWulf 0

Would also be cute if we all weren't very much aware as to why he would like to know how big her mouth is.

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badbunny 0

ohhhhhhhh because he wants you to perform oral sex!

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Comments

ActionManly 11

Hey, that means he has a big member! Could've been worse, he could've asked you to sip something through a straw... ;)

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benshady 0

did he stick anything else in your mouth when you got back to his place?

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fckinbowdown 0

measure twice, blow once

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lm_wfc 0

Today, my date had a sense of humour. FML.

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iwadasn 32

Except his comment wasn't funny; it was inappropriate for a first date.

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Yukos 0

His comment was inappropriate, and thus hilarious for a first date.

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ParaplegicPony 0

Exactly. #22 gets it.

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_Noon_ 0

Yuck. That's a nasty thing to say on a first date.

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Jenmaree 9

That is vile. I would have walked out on him then and there.

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flying_vegan 0

Did you spit or swallow? The food of course, how could that possibly be misconstrude?

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