By OpenWide - 24/11/2009 03:22 - United States

Today, I went on a date and it was going great. When we got our meals, he told me I had to try what he was having, and he fed me a bite. I said something like "oh that was cute" and he replied with "I was just trying to see how big your mouth is." FML
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I actually laughed at the time. Probably because I didn't know what to say. I can take a joke so I went out with him a few more times but the forwardness continued so I ended it... And he never got to find out just how big my mouth really is

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Would also be cute if we all weren't very much aware as to why he would like to know how big her mouth is.

ohhhhhhhh because he wants you to perform oral sex!

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Helllo892 0

I had something similar happen to me, My Ex-boyfriend's best friend always used to ask me to smile,and he would always look at me and then turn to my boyfriend[at the time] and would be like "she has a bigg smile,that means she has a big mouth!" And my boyfriend would just be like "Uhh,yeah she does." He said it all the time, and at first I didn't get it,but after awhile I understood. Boys are so perverted.

He probably should've asked to see your tonsils, to make it less akward. Personally I haven't. *laughing silently*

Lord_of_Metal 0

What a douchebag. I would have got up from the table and left. I hope you aren't still dating him.

Let me guess, he paid for every thing. The very least you could have done was suck him off, without even being asked to.

Mikki_Mik 0

UGH! that is soo grosss.. U SHOULDA offered him a bite and then smeared it all over his face and took off. cuz we all know that he payed for diner and u were gonna "pay" later.. at his house. yuck

Lol, he was prolly just joking. Most guys aren't that perverted.

I actually laughed at the time. Probably because I didn't know what to say. I can take a joke so I went out with him a few more times but the forwardness continued so I ended it... And he never got to find out just how big my mouth really is

Glad you didn't waste yourself on an asshole like that, op. Most guys nowadays don't actually

Want a stable relationship. You deserve better.