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By OpenWide - 24/11/2009 03:22 - United States

Today, I went on a date and it was going great. When we got our meals, he told me I had to try what he was having, and he fed me a bite. I said something like "oh that was cute" and he replied with "I was just trying to see how big your mouth is." FML
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I actually laughed at the time. Probably because I didn't know what to say. I can take a joke so I went out with him a few more times but the forwardness continued so I ended it... And he never got to find out just how big my mouth really is

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DameGreyWulf 0

Would also be cute if we all weren't very much aware as to why he would like to know how big her mouth is.

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badbunny 0

ohhhhhhhh because he wants you to perform oral sex!

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lmaoatyourlife 0

That must of been quite embarassing, but maybe he was joking? Or maybe he had a bad experience with some one who had a really big, or maybe small mouth. Either way, FYL, must of been quite uncomfortable after..

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Starfire22 5

Huh, I think I would have laughed then asked him to show me his feet to see how big his penis was lol dumb fml, he was prob just kidding with you, guys do get nervous on first dates also. Alot of guys I kno make jokes when theyvare nervous and accidntley say something semi- akward, get over it.

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Nyce187 0

laugh it off he just wants to make sure he can fit, so in otherwords u now kno what he likes and will b expecting lol

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Lisa89 3

I think this is funny, but not an FML. He's just making a funny joke :3

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mohlee 0

I would've kicked him in the nuts. I guess I don't have a sense of humor.

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xoconnie 8

im sensing he wants a ********. and wanted to see if u could handle his size. lmfaaaooo or he simply wanted to see if u had a big mouth. THE END (:

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xoconnie 8

if boys are taller do they have bigger dicks?

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_20jre 0

if girls are smaller, do they have smaller ****?

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phatdaddy 0

Ron Jeremy is about 5' 5", so i'd have to say no to that one.

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kornonthecobb 0

ron jeremy is a famous **** star with a 13 in long dick (or around that size can't remember)

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im_a_dinosaur 0

hahahahaha omggg thats so funnnyyy gooood one ahaaha

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voveraite 7

Awkward silence > inappropriate joke on a first date! /thickening the crowd of those who'd have walked out then and there.

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