By creepermagnet - 06/04/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML
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Let me tell you the rest of the story: this actually happened a couple months ago, but I just discovered this site. First off, there was NO second date. My God. Right after he said that, I told him I wanted to go home (he had driven, and I didn't have a car or any way to get home). He then asked if I wanted to go to the woods so he could "do things to me." I told him no, going home would be fine. He took me home and I called him and told him I never wanted to see him again. For half an hour, he tried to convince me to see him again, but I eventually just hung up. For a month or so he called me every day but I didn't answer. Finally, I grew tired of this and I answered the phone. I told him he was really scaring me and he needed to stop trying to contact me. He told me, "I was falling in love with you but they all laughed at me!" (Mind you, I do not know who "they" are. Nor do I wish to know). I told him I was very sorry, but he had to stop calling me or I would contact the police. He then said to me, "Where is the darkness??? Why do you paint me as a demon when I just want to show you the light???" I haven't spoken to him since.

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Abirys 0

My freaky guy senses are tingling!

f_mylife24 0

hahahaha what a ******* turd!

Chantal1 0

Hahahahahaha. "Plump with my seed" Who says that. That made my day. Thank you.

Emmett_Luver_101 0

ok so heres what you do you run. fast. but not to your house, we dont want him to know where you live. go to an enemys house and hide in the backyard when he gets there, make sure he stays til you get a far enough distance away from himm. then run home. locks all doors and windows and dont pick up your home phone for 5 days. you should be safe

My best guess would be a pregnancy or impregnation fetish, on top of what seems otherwise like a very strange dude. Interesting.

roflcopterssad 0

haha thats hilarious he got u didnt he

Are you dating Dwight Schrute from the Office?

lmao...omg that's so ******* creepy as all hell

lol wow so i take it there wasnt a second date

that doesnt have to be considered a bad thing :P