Love: Today, I went on a date with the girl I like to a skating rink....

By sensativenose - 19/09/2009 06:35 - United States

Today, I went on a date with the girl I like to a skating rink. On the ride home she put her arm around me. Her armpits stank and I smelt them the whole hour and a half drive. FML

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DrunkenValor 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 16:12

You should have nonchalantly sprayed your own armpits and then accidentally sprayed hers with the same deodarant.

f_u_u_f_f 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 16:30

Easy solution. Tell her, "I feel a bit sweaty and gross from the skating rink, ok if we cuddle next time instead?" Then you aren't making her feel bad, but you get the result you want. Of course since this FML already happened, my advice is kind of useless. :-P

Comments

Paper_Tiger 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 17:17

YDI - you took her on a date involving lots of physical activity and then complain because she got a bit sweaty? If you can't cope with a little sweat then god help you if you actually live with someone.

KathyH 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 17:22

I agree with #30. You should be happy that she put her arm around you, not concerned that she sweats especially after taking her skating.

allmidnighteyes 10

Saturday 19 September 2009 17:23

lol, New Jersey

boatiebanter 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 17:33

If the smell of her sweat is gross to you, you're not attracted to her. Pheromoooones =)

FarSide 22

Saturday 19 September 2009 17:37

YDI for dating a New Jersey girl. And this surprised you? What the hell were you expecting her to smell like... a Glade scented candle? Just be glad you did not go "downtown" on your date. And for pity sake, raise your standards!

sikkitin 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 17:37

ummm... nasty... been like, chic ya need to check ya self b4 u get next to me.... pheromones arnt shit to omg u stink

the_stereotype 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 17:39

ewwww....that's NAAASTY!

FarSide 22

Saturday 19 September 2009 17:43

Was it a "smells like chicken", "smells like navel", or more of a "smells like butt" aroma? Or perhaps "smells like liver taste", or even "smells like a carbuncle on a dog's butt looks"?