Love: Today, I went on a date with the girl I like to a skating rink....

By sensativenose - 19/09/2009 06:35 - United States

Today, I went on a date with the girl I like to a skating rink. On the ride home she put her arm around me. Her armpits stank and I smelt them the whole hour and a half drive. FML

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DrunkenValor 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 16:12

You should have nonchalantly sprayed your own armpits and then accidentally sprayed hers with the same deodarant.

f_u_u_f_f 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 16:30

Easy solution. Tell her, "I feel a bit sweaty and gross from the skating rink, ok if we cuddle next time instead?" Then you aren't making her feel bad, but you get the result you want. Of course since this FML already happened, my advice is kind of useless. :-P

Comments

fmh123 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 19:55

lol this is pretty funny and weird, if she is really hot then you can probably get over it

MommyNeedsMoreCo 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 20:01

Wow, are you stunningly shallow.

abcdefgh_fml 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 20:03

ewwwwww wow

ithedarkone 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 20:09

OH that sucks... There is nothing worse then personal hygiene malfunctions. Honestly maybe its because you went ice skating and it was cold so the layering of the clothes and the movement of skating made her body sweat causing the stink armpits. Lol but if it was me every time i see her i would probably think stink armpits. lmao but this is what i think don't break it off just yet. Go on a second date with her lol. Then i want you to some how get in a position where you can smell her armpits lmao like give her a hug or something and when she lifts her arms take a WIFF. If her armpits still stinks. Then you have to call her out on it let her know the worst thing you can do is not say anything and let her go through life with stink sweaty armpits. And you might want to tell a friend about her armpit stinking before you let her know therefore if she is a bitch and make up a lie why you wont date her you have a friend that can tell you side of the story about the sweaty stink armpit bitch.

heyyimkell 2

Saturday 19 September 2009 20:10

That's gross, but not really an FML. If you feel comfortable telling her stuff, maybe just tell her that you're not trying to be mean, but that she should use deoderant after she exercises. She'll probably feel bad and she won't want it to happen again, if she likes you.

mollytamale 1

Saturday 19 September 2009 20:48

Today, I went to the skating rink with the guy I really like. We had a great time buy when I got home I noticed my armpits stunk. I had my arm around him for the whole hour and a half car ride. FML

FarSide 22

Sunday 20 September 2009 0:48

Don't worry honey. If he happened to smell you, I am SURE that as a gentleman, he would NEVER say anything to you or anyone else. So, don't worry, and next time, just try and remember to use the deodorant.

Mr_Eated 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 21:02

I'm still trying to figure out how he extracted metal from her without killing her....did they get a ride home on a portable blacksmith wagon or something?

1800steven 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 21:29

I'm still trying to figure out why the girl had her arm around the guy? Especiailly to a point where his face was close to her armpit.....shouldn't it be the other way around?