Love: Today, I went on a date with the girl I like to a skating rink....

By sensativenose - 19/09/2009 06:35 - United States

Today, I went on a date with the girl I like to a skating rink. On the ride home she put her arm around me. Her armpits stank and I smelt them the whole hour and a half drive. FML

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DrunkenValor 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 16:12

You should have nonchalantly sprayed your own armpits and then accidentally sprayed hers with the same deodarant.

f_u_u_f_f 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 16:30

Easy solution. Tell her, "I feel a bit sweaty and gross from the skating rink, ok if we cuddle next time instead?" Then you aren't making her feel bad, but you get the result you want. Of course since this FML already happened, my advice is kind of useless. :-P

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sensativenose 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 18:16

Okay. Just because I don't like to leave things unsaid and so I can shut up all the whiners. Yes, I do like the girl. I just posted this on FML because maybe it wasn't my family dying in a fire but I think its safe to say there would be different levels of FML. Everyone saying your ungrateful- you just assume shit you don't know. Yeah, she is hot (not fat #14), so stfu- and the dude who called me a pissant if you can't get a girl maybe its because you wallow in your own self despair more then actually try or maybe your either just 1 make yourself look like a creep or 2 shooting out of your league. Some people are ugly but whatever, im sure theres someone out there for them they just need to suck up their own overstandards. Where ever you stand- I just thought it would be funny to other people that it sucked for me so I wanted to share. I won't say any information about what actually happened because if she reads this she will be mad so yeah. Thats that. (O and I would only be a dick if I gave out her name or something its just a story.) SO to everyone that says grow up- you grow up.

sensativenose 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 18:20

And I did put my arm around her..then she put her arm over my arm and around me..

MoMoJones 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 19:33

WOOT the OP actually came back and destroyed all the whiners way to go dude!!!! and it happens just be nice and smile....u like her cool beans i guess? ppl r just tards that like ragging on ppl that have something they cant...

ban4023 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 22:48

lol omg soooo funyy

readme 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 23:48

OPs got some balls. Nice one.

maebird 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 23:56

You guys are all rude. I've been dating my partner for almost 10 months and they has BO and I love it. I think that's what makes them special. They have impeccable hygiene and I'll never take any thing, no matter how small, for granted about them. People shouldn't be so shallow about people, sometimes people just can't help how their body works. Appreciate it.

prophisher8789 0

Monday 21 September 2009 2:19

Maybe someone mentioned this, but you drove an hour and a half to go ice skating? Sounds like a colossal waste of time...

Zhombie 0

Monday 21 September 2009 2:20

Woahh. Is your name Jarred? Or is it Will? Maybe Mitchell? My friend and I go to Sk8land South and she hangs out with her boyfriends there...They have there arms over eachother.....and she has BO almost always xDDDDD Bahahahaha.