By gedderdunn - 24/05/2010 06:13 - Reserved

Today, I went on a first date, where my date managed to fall in a creek, take me to his house and measure my height, show me family pictures, and perform the Soulja Boy dance in his living room. All while wearing swim trunks because his pants were drying and he didn't have extras. FML
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You deserved it 7 767

Same thing different taste

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perdix 29

Measure your height? That's a new one. I went on a date with a girl and we ended up at her place and she whipped out several family photo albums. After politely sitting through a few minutes of this, I asked for if we could take a break. She said yes and then we made out. I think it was a test and I passed. If I had sat through hours of that, she'd have thought I was a spineless limp-dick and sent me on my way.

I'm not seeing how this is an fml... I mean if he just measured your height out of the blue sure, it's a little weird but it's not a big deal. Sounds to me like he's a pretty fun dude and he has a good relationship with his family. Those are both good things, don't let something little like him measuring you or not owning a lot of pants ruin that.

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u guys were at his house, right? so why doesn't he have another pair of pants? maybe he's only allowed to date girls under 5'4 or something so he could look taller lol... I'd see him again!lol

This one seems too good to be true...

txgirl2013 14

and the problem is what???? your just a ******* cry baby......grow your ass up

ha, I would lmao te whole date ! but totally go on a second one ! : )

OP probaly had a date wit me cuz I do that all the time, except I wear zebra bikini 

HAHA, I <3 Toxi! btw argument ^^up^^ there (can't remember the number) flawless, grade A work Toxi, couldn't say it better myself:))

Agreed. Bitch away Toxi! BTW, I lol'ed at the "you could make friends" comment. :D

Stop complaining he was tryin to impress you!

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