Better than being at Keinkos straight flippin copies.

25 - You seriously look like The Thing. You know, from the Fantastic Four? Just sayin'.

It's kinkos. I've only seen a kinkos in one state. Wonder where lonely island is from?

"Then I guess she's a bitch for having just a little bit of ******* standards." Classy!

Well put, I was going to say something along the lines of this. but less funny. and now you've already said it for me :)

That was to #26 btw..

when you said, "people are supposed to try to impress eachother" i first vomited in my mouth, then i punched a baby. if not for that, i might have thought you had a bit of sense.

People AREN'T supposed to try to impress each other? So, I should go out on my first date with someone as I am now. My hair isn't brushed, nor my teeth, I'm in pajamas, my legs aren't shaved, and my shirt is kind of dirty. So...I should just proudly plop myself down like that in front of someone and expect them to just fall in love? I disagree. I think people are supposed to put their best foot forward. Like I said, not being fake. I'm not going to pretend I'm older, went to a better school, or even try to use words I don't normally use. But I'm going to show them a good time and not make them run screaming down the street.

I don't think you'll show anyone a good time when you're uptight and defensive all the time.

look wench, being realistic and trying to impress someone are different. i didnt say you should leave the house wearing a potato sack but i dont know where you came up with whatever it is youre trying to do here... you need to take a puff and relax.

Um, hi? Hello, anyone? This is the internet. Not real life. I'll repeat. Internet. My other comment got gobbled up, apparently. Anyway, I'm showing my worst side to the internet ON PURPOSE. Because it's not real life. It's absolutely asinine to assume people are the same online as they are in person. I'm enjoying how all of you people are jumping on me for stating an opinion, and honestly, I'm enjoying arguing. I don't argue much in person. But it's fun to sort of vent when I don't know any of you and will probably never talk to you again. TL;DR - You're making a huge mistake if you think you know my personality based on FML posts. Really.

What AM I trying to do? I'm expressing an opinion; one most of the world happens to share. Best foot forward and all that. I'll take you up on that puff, but trust me, I'm relaxed as it is.

hahah couldn't agree more Mr_Zachary... Miss Web Fighter needs to chill the f*$k out :)

so, he obviously didn't have extra pants, happened to me too before, when all where being washed. not everyone owns a closet full of pants. should he have sent her home then? wait for his pants to dry or be washed?instead he tried to save the evening and hoped she would still have a good time, even though he had a little accident..

alright, i understand but i think youre wasting energy you could put towards something more productive... and hey you never know, you might make a friend or two on here - dont count it out. take care...

I didn't bother to read your reply because it was too long, but I do like you lower lip piercing ;)

*that was supposed to go to 'miss webfighter' (xD)

Are...are you stalking me, princess? >_> And yet again, I am chilled out. In fact, I'm loving this. You guys are the ones that seem to be taking it seriously, what with thinking this is a real representation of me and my mood. Other person whose name I'm far too lazy to scroll for: I made a ton of friends on here back when I was a bit nicer. Now I just use the comments to be as un-PC and uncouth as possible. Not quite a troll, but just an extreme antagonist. It's stress relief and entertainment. Don't take it to heart. I'm not trying to offend anyone, I'm just .... not trying not to. :D

That is a pretty ignorant statement. For all you know this guy could be a Rockefeller and is just a bit eccentric. Some of the things were a bit odd but none implied he was trailer trash. Some people aren't always trying to impress others, it's called modesty. You should give it a try some time.

oi 47, she is kinda cute but shes got the fiya in her belly. danger, danger!

"It's called modesty. You should give it a try sometime." Lol. Again with the thinking internet=reality. I won't repeat myself on that. However, I will tell you that I purposely used exaggeration to show how people don't want their date to be so meaningless and lame. I thought it was very obvious that that was a huge exaggeration. Oh well, guess not. :) Ohh, and thank you person. It's a pain in my ass, but I wanted it since I was 13, so I feel like getting my money's worth out of it. DANGER. FIRE. WEEEOOHHHHH. Sorry. >_> Reply to person below me (I can tell the future!): Yes, I'm quite done. Now to post more controversial comments in other FMLs! It is fun. I'm bored. I'm watching Degrassi. >_

we get it intox, i think we are all finished now. was fun tho, wasnt it? and @ 44... ;)

that argument was useless., wht did you guys win? zit cream? well congratulations...

No, it was entertainment for me. I love arguing online. I can't (and won't) be a total **** in person, so this is perfect. No one gets hurt over what some chick on FML says (or dear god I hope not) so it's the perfect place to get all my arguing urges out or just entertain myself. But if we're claiming prizes, I could use a rubber band.

i won a t-shirt. what did you get? oh, nothing - bummerrrrrrrrrr........

so you pick fights on the internet because you don't have the balls to do it in person.... i think this guy is pretty cool, he needs at least one more pair of pants...but going shopping for him could be a second date. i also think that he is gutsy enough to show OP what Wilhelm is normally like, rather than putting up a front by trying to impress her.

yeah somebody's panties are in a wad....why are you so defensive? Jesus!

No, I pick 'fights' (in this case I stated my opinion and the arguments found me) because no one here is getting offended. Or, like I said, I sincerely hope not. It's nice to be able to be crass and blunt sometimes, because I won't do it in person. Go ahead and say that means I don't have guts, but really, what would you say about someone who DID start fights with people in real life? In real life, I wouldn't look at a random stranger and say, "Hey, you misspelled that word. Asshole." but it's ok to say it here, because they don't give a ****. I'm not one to hurt people, and if that makes me spineless, then so be it. But I think we could all use an escape from being so polite and politically correct. I'm not being defensive, I just really LOVE debating and passionately stating my opinion. I love it so much I sit around and wish someone would disagree with me so I could have a good thought provoking debate. Maybe that's weird. Couldn't care less. But I'm far from riled up or even peeved, for that matter. I'm enjoying myself. Anyone who isn't can stop commenting to me. :)

Lol. Wow. Ok, um, where to start. First of all, my opinion is every bit as valid as yours and every other thinking person who can make a decision. Second of all, "can't pick a fight"? Are you brain dead? Anyone can pick a fight, numbskull. I don't "pick fights" in real life because that's stupid and not a good way to act. In case you're having trouble reading, which you must be, I posted a comment then people came and disagreed with me. That's not me picking fights in any location. And way to speak for someone you don't even know (Zachary). Your comment was inane and stupid. I make controversial comments on the internet because it's fun. You don't have to try to read into my entire life and childhood, Freud.

"Who says anyone is trying to read into your life? Zachary has the valid point, you don't. End of story. Throwing comments out there that you know are gonna start a fight IS starting the fight. If you like debating so much, then you should be doing it in real life as well, since obviously everyone is so fake here. Oh, and like it or not, a female's opinion isn't as important as man's. Why do you think female's make 70-75 cents for every dollar a man makes? Go ahead and get upset and reply too. I just live pissing people off on the Internet cause it's not real and they can't beat my ass like I deserve. :D" A comment like, "You're too stuck up" is really saying, "Based on the post(s) you have made on this internet discussion, I am starting to think that this may be the person that you are." She clarified by letting everyone know that it's really not who she is as a whole. Regarding Zachary's contention that people are not supposed to try to impress each other: by acting like a cute nerdy guy, you're not trying to impress someone within the generic standards of cool. You are, though, still trying to be impressive. It's pretty clear that most of the girls here would find this date to be fun and possibly charming (read: impressive). Oh gosh, he's being so impressive. I would totally date this buy, because of how impressed I am with his date. Do you really think that he was not trying to be impressive? Do you think he was trying to show her a baseline, neutral time? "Throwing comments out there that you kno are gonna start a fight IS starting the fight." Are you referring to the concept of "fighting words"? "...a female's opinion isn't as important as man's. Why do you think female's make 70-75 cents for every dollar a man makes? Go ahead and get upset and reply too. I just live pissing people off on the Internet cause it's not real and they can't beat my ass like I deserve." Those are close to fighting words. Saying that you would not be impressed with the date is not grounds for a fight. Or are you implying that any disagreement is grounds for a fight?

lol sister, u mad?

Although I do agree that if she wants to seriously debate, she should go to http://www.debate.org/.

I'd bother replying to #118, but Sickass just obliterated him with logic. Logic ALWAYS wins versus ... well, whatever you call that mess of a comment. :) I would like to say one thing, though. In what crazy universe is being sexist on an even keel with saying I find this guy to be too lacking in class for my tastes!? Jesus christ, if you're going to make an argument, at least bother having SOME sense behind it. Oh and debate.org!? MY LIFE IS COMPLETE. I thank you wholeheartedly. I know where I'll be. :D

My comment disappeared. It was a detailed and intelligent agreement of Toxi's opinion. Oh well. Here's the concise version: STFU. You are lying if you say you don't in any way try to make a good impression on a first date. Everyone tries to show the best version of themselves while getting to know the best version of the other person.

I think the guy was pretty upfront and honest in his behaviour personally. They went for a walk, and he fell in a river (can happen to anyone), then he acted outgoing, friendly and unselfconsciously. These kind of people are lovely, unpretentious, and sometimes just a little weird (measuring her height :s?), but there's absolutely no way to change them and they're often uncomfortable doing the whole 'putting your best foot forward' thing. Me and boyfriend personally never did the whole 'first date' thing, just messed around and got to know each other. When we finally did 'put our best feet forward', it was awkward as hell!

Can you people STFU and stop posting giant massive long story comments?

Dude, this is my ideal date. This guys sounds adorable and fun and isn't concerned with "impressing" other people... I'd rather get stuck on a ski lift and talk for two hours and probably drop something and it's kind of awkward but really sweet... Than sit quietly in some fancy ass restaurant with food that nobody actually likes and have to watch what I eat and spend hours dressing up for no reason. You can have your own opinion about what constitutes a bad date, but NEVER assume that your opinion is right or better than somebody else's, and don't you dare say it's the only way two people can have a relationship.

cause people are narrow minded.

You forgot the second part to your statement. Here, I'll compile the two parts together! "Because people are narrow minded, or because people a diverse culture just has a wide range of tastes and each person in that culture does not find the exact same things to be fun."

I know. I wish to god I had a first date like this. OP is insane.

If the chick in 131's pic is her, then she is by far the most attractive girl on FML. If not, well, it doesn't really make a difference. Outstanding pic either way. Bravo!

lol... win.

More like not enough trunk for his junk.