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By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 05:32 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML

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By fridgemylifee - 13/08/2015 17:39 - United States

Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML

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By anonymous - 24/10/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2016 02:39 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, on a first date, he told me I look like his ex's mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2023 22:00

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. We hit it off, and he invited me back to his place. As soon as we got there, his mother came out of nowhere and started interrogating me about "my intentions." FML

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By highlandgirl10 - 21/07/2010 20:31 - Canada

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML

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By crawfo - 31/08/2009 13:54 - Australia

Today, whilst on a date I recieved my sixth missed call from my mother. I excused myself and went outside and called her, she and my father wanted to know why I was having dinner and holding hands with another man. It turns out they were also on a date. At the same place. FML

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By Starchyld - 11/11/2009 12:21 - Canada

Today, I went on blind date with a guy because both our moms thought we'd like eachother. Things were going really well until I got up to go to the bathroom and he says: "My mom was right, you do have perfect breedin' hips!" FML

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By Anonyme - 06/04/2019 02:00

Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML

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By traumatized - 18/06/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML

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By r4inb0wbrit3 - 13/07/2012 07:37 - United States - Townsend

Today, I was on a date with a great guy, and we were really hitting it off. While we were walking in the park, a woman who smelled like the devil's toenails and looked as if she hadn't bathed in a year passed us. I whispered to my date, "Look at that disgusting woman." It was his mother. FML

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gazzdogs 5

Tuesday 3 January 2012 11:42

My mum is a helicopter parent too. Always lurking about in the distance, I know how you feel :(

Riya2595 15

Tuesday 3 January 2012 11:41

Haha creepy!

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almostalbino 10

Tuesday 3 January 2012 17:18

Mom, I'm 24!

goodgirlxgonebad 3

Tuesday 3 January 2012 18:05

Wow she needs to let go unless you're like 12

LaLa497 5

Tuesday 3 January 2012 19:46

How creepy! I would have flipped out! She must. Not trust you?

capnbzarr 43

Tuesday 3 January 2012 19:56

Next time, don't tell her where you're going. Or, better yet, lie and say you're going someplace on the other side of town.

roxie820 3

Tuesday 3 January 2012 21:26

ummm . . . awkward.

yakita60 2

Tuesday 3 January 2012 22:24

"Just ignore her. Just ignore her!!"

NullPointer 20

Tuesday 3 January 2012 23:57

I don't know why parents do this to their kids. Do they really think this is what's best for them?

cradle6 13

Wednesday 4 January 2012 0:35

Stalker much?

bubo_fml 10

Wednesday 4 January 2012 1:34

Cougar 'n' cub?

JohnnyBoyFML0420 0

Wednesday 4 January 2012 1:40

Been through that so many time. Countless times have I felt the feeling of someone watching me. Especially a parent..... Lol

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