Love: Today, I went on an excellent first date. After the 'end of the... - FML

By hannaholic - 03/07/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, I went on an excellent first date. After the 'end of the date kiss' came, "I suppose this is where I tell you that I'm married." FML

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By steak through the heart - 18/11/2014 18:57 - United States - El Monte

Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML

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By Lori - 04/11/2015 18:46 - United States - Littleton

Today, I agreed to go on a date with this really nice guy. Halfway through the date, he started talking about his wife and kids. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2018 20:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, after a year and half of being single, I was asked out on a date. I was asked by a married man. FML

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By hollysofly - 15/01/2011 07:38 - United States

Today, I went on the first date of my life. I also burped during my first kiss. FML

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Unlucky in love

By Anonymous - 24/10/2022 10:00 - United States - Martinsburg

Today, it was supposed to be my first date with a girl I've been speaking to for three months. Last night, she revealed that she's still married, that her husband is "not so bad", and then confessed it all to him and blocked me. It was gonna be my first date in six years, after the last one stalked me across the country. FML

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Interruption

By Freddie06 - 18/10/2023 22:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a first date, and it was going surprisingly well. As we were saying goodbye, I leaned in for a kiss. Just as our lips were about to meet, a car full of teenagers drove by and one of them yelled, "TONGUE SANDWICH." My date burst out laughing. FML

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Bad omen

By DefiantBaka - 21/05/2022 08:00 - Canada - Stony Plain

Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML

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Charming

By Anonymous - 27/09/2024 20:00 - Australia

Today, I was on a date, everything was charming and fun, so I went in for a kiss. She turned her head at the last second, and I ended up kissing her ear. We both went on to pretend that it didn’t happen, but the silence was deafening. FML

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By FriendZone - 03/03/2017 16:00 - United States - Abington

Today, after what I thought was several weeks of flirting with a coworker, I asked her out on a date. She asked if it could be a double date, and I said yes. I brought a friend, she brought her husband. FML

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By OMFG I LOVE MLP - 24/08/2012 21:00 - Germany - Mainz

Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML

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darkmis1 17

Friday 3 July 2009 16:04

Tell his wife-she deserves to know her husbands a cheating creep.

Sevenfold 0

Friday 3 July 2009 16:02

Ouch.

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Kate5587 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 20:32

At least your date told you he was married. I dated an "amazing" guy for three months before finding out he was married after I found him on facebook. (You wonder how anyone would leave that stuff public, especially if they're cheating on their wife.) I was going to write his wife a letter, but this guy's latest facebook picture is now a baby sonogram...

rosiebabyy36 0

Monday 6 July 2009 7:29

wow, that's really.. terrible.

FreeLevi 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 21:25

LOLOLOL That's the best

chelle_starlight 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 11:41

I have a feeling that the date was not so "excellent" if he actually said that...

YANKSFAN4EVER 0

Friday 4 June 2010 4:23

YDI.You shouldn't cheat.*tisk*tisk*

tchaikovsky93 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 0:43

Hahahahahahah this made me laugh :D

ariel_xx_aos 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 16:22

yeah how would you know who his wife is.. what a stupid thing to coment. but naw that sucks for you, but you can do better. there are so many dikheads in the world.. but you have to go through a few to find the right one :)

gigilvrs6 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 13:08

What a bastard.FYL

strikerman9 0

Wednesday 9 May 2012 5:32

Atleast it was after the kiss on the first date and not on the couch the morning after hooking up after having been dating for 3 months

KRiddle 15

Wednesday 30 May 2012 2:46

Cut 'em up!

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 28 December 2013 0:07

Seriously?

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Today, I broke a heel and fell. A real handsome guy helped me up, so being single I said I didn’t know how I might repay him, hoping he might ask me out. He asked me if I’d be willing to go to the public toilets round the corner and suck him off. Why do I even bother trying to find a nice guy? FML

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Today, I found out that I owe the IRS money due to my previous job not taking enough taxes out. I am broke, unemployed, and was counting on a big refund so I could pay for my divorce. FML

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Today, my girlfriend and I decided to take a jog in an area we never been before. We then got lost. She actually thought that the tattoo on her arm of an open compass with north, east, south, and west would help us. FML

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Today, I decided to conquer my fear of blades, and tried shaving my legs with a razor. I sat on the side of my bathtub and wet my legs, but some of the water splashed. I slipped on it and fell back, hitting my head on the tile wall and slicing my leg open at the same time. FML

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Today, my boyfriend got off for real for the first time during sex. Apparently, he's been faking it for the past two months. I didn't even know guys could do that. FML

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