Love: Today, I went on an excellent first date. After the 'end of the... - FML

By hannaholic - 03/07/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, I went on an excellent first date. After the 'end of the date kiss' came, "I suppose this is where I tell you that I'm married." FML

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By steak through the heart - 18/11/2014 18:57 - United States - El Monte

Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML

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By Lori - 04/11/2015 18:46 - United States - Littleton

Today, I agreed to go on a date with this really nice guy. Halfway through the date, he started talking about his wife and kids. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2018 20:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, after a year and half of being single, I was asked out on a date. I was asked by a married man. FML

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By hollysofly - 15/01/2011 07:38 - United States

Today, I went on the first date of my life. I also burped during my first kiss. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2022 10:00 - United States - Martinsburg

Today, it was supposed to be my first date with a girl I've been speaking to for three months. Last night, she revealed that she's still married, that her husband is "not so bad", and then confessed it all to him and blocked me. It was gonna be my first date in six years, after the last one stalked me across the country. FML

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Interruption

By Freddie06 - 18/10/2023 22:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a first date, and it was going surprisingly well. As we were saying goodbye, I leaned in for a kiss. Just as our lips were about to meet, a car full of teenagers drove by and one of them yelled, "TONGUE SANDWICH." My date burst out laughing. FML

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Bad omen

By DefiantBaka - 21/05/2022 08:00 - Canada - Stony Plain

Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML

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Charming

By Anonymous - 27/09/2024 20:00 - Australia

Today, I was on a date, everything was charming and fun, so I went in for a kiss. She turned her head at the last second, and I ended up kissing her ear. We both went on to pretend that it didn’t happen, but the silence was deafening. FML

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By FriendZone - 03/03/2017 16:00 - United States - Abington

Today, after what I thought was several weeks of flirting with a coworker, I asked her out on a date. She asked if it could be a double date, and I said yes. I brought a friend, she brought her husband. FML

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By OMFG I LOVE MLP - 24/08/2012 21:00 - Germany - Mainz

Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML

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darkmis1 17

Friday 3 July 2009 16:04

Tell his wife-she deserves to know her husbands a cheating creep.

Sevenfold 0

Friday 3 July 2009 16:02

Ouch.

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Avenging_Angel 0

Friday 3 July 2009 20:39

After that, you should have looked at him calmly, and said "I suppose this is the time when I beat the shit out of you." or maybe a slap to the face would suffice

MmmHotWaffles 0

Friday 3 July 2009 20:45

someone call Joey Grecko from Cheaters

greenltrn2003 0

Friday 3 July 2009 21:17

ha

xOblivion 0

Friday 3 July 2009 21:19

he should have said this while coming to pick you up. you don't give people false hope like that !

Mc09toofine 0

Friday 3 July 2009 21:29

Wow that really sucks!!! but you're lucky that it was just a first date.. I'm sorry that happened to you though that guy's gonna get back what's coming to him.. don't worry about it.

hahaha12 0

Friday 3 July 2009 21:45

HAHA i did this once were i teased a guy than when he came over i said i had a boyfreind hahaha i know how it feels cauz he got pissed

esines 9

Friday 31 August 2012 6:25

Wow you're a bitch *****

lnf9ohfour 0

Friday 3 July 2009 21:46

you're old enough to date a married guy ? it was your FIRST date ? .. thats more of an FML than this, no im joking, it isnt :P but still FYL.

caticaticati 3

Friday 3 July 2009 22:15

First date with that guy. Not first date ever.

chapmmel 0

Friday 3 July 2009 21:57

:O Wow ! THATS GROSS AND MEAN... right Laura?

DarthJeff 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 1:09

Tell his wife? What gives you the right? Pump and dump. Good thing dumb girls are plentiful.

mcsnelly 5

Saturday 4 July 2009 1:33

What gives the husband the right to cheat on his wife? If he thinks he can cheat, then the OP (or absolutely anyone else who knows that the husband is cheating) has the right to tell the wife, and she DEFINITELY has the right to know!

fmelanieslife 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 4:12

Why does everyone assume the husband is cheating? Maybe he was still married to his wife because divorce is a tedious process. That doesn't mean they're still "together."

Lifelooser_fml 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 4:18

You should have just hit him.

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