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By failingdaily - 20/09/2014 02:27 - New Zealand - Paraparaumu

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Today, I went on Facebook, only to see my grandpa had posted "feeling horny" with my grandma. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2015 14:21 - United States - Boca Raton

Today, my grandpa accidentally posted a nude photo of himself on Facebook. I will never be able to unsee that. FML

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By theblackrose23 - 06/09/2013 12:10 - United States - Lansing

Today, I found out my grandfather died via Facebook, because apparently both my father and my aunt think posting a status about it immediately rather than calling family is the thing to do. FML

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By lovingthis - 09/01/2013 16:48 - United States - Largo

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Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML

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By grandpa porn - 28/08/2017 01:30

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Today, while I was walking to the kitchen, I heard someone on the TV moaning. As I made my way down the stairs, I saw my grandfather quickly change the channel and lean forward. I'm 90% sure I caught my grandpa watching porn. FML

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By OhDearGodGrandad - 07/02/2016 17:59 - United Kingdom - Ilford

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Today, I saw my grandfather on the train, with his cock out. FML

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Cold-blooded old times

By Anonymous - 14/04/2020 02:00

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Today, going through my dead grandma's papers, we found old faded photos. I showed them to my mum, who screamed in shock. They were grandma and granddad's erotic photos from about seventy years ago. FML

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By thanks gramps - 19/04/2013 07:27 - Canada - Whitehorse

Today, I posted a video of a dance I choreographed on Facebook. I got a notification a few hours later telling me that my grandpa had also shared it. His caption? "My granddaughter dances like a gay baboon and this dance sucks balls. Throw grapes at her." Thanks grandpa. FML

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By Gabriel A - 15/01/2011 04:05 - United States

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Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML

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Party hard!

By _Emilyy - 12/07/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, I updated my Facebook status to, "Party at my house this Friday. Like my status if you want to come." After about 3 hours I checked back to discover that the only person who'd liked my status was my grandma. FML

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By bman - 07/04/2012 06:41 - Australia - Sydney

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Today, I caught myself staring at my grandmother's cleavage. FML

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colton_colton 49

Saturday 20 September 2014 16:14

Thats something you could've lived a nice, long life without ever seeing

MzZombicidal 36

Saturday 20 September 2014 16:17

I would just delete Facebook after that.

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Khaleesi_26 30

Saturday 20 September 2014 17:19

Burn the computer.... That's something nobody needs to in vision

SweetasCandy0609 28

Saturday 20 September 2014 17:19

Well OP if you call saying that one of them or both dislocated their hip you probably know why.

sanuxo_ 22

Saturday 20 September 2014 17:28

Gotta love old people..

RedPillSucks 31

Saturday 20 September 2014 20:31

Grandma certainly will

ericapalooza 8

Saturday 20 September 2014 18:02

I never realized how lucky I am that my grandparents don't use facebook.

Silverien 4

Saturday 20 September 2014 19:12

HELP. NEED BRAIN BLEACH.

riley2010 4

Saturday 20 September 2014 19:23

Get it in gramps!!! Lol seriously thst life scaring.

pitapizzaparty 18

Saturday 20 September 2014 19:27

How lovely

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 20 September 2014 19:45

Now will he post the naughty pictures to twitter next and tweet a fun time with my girl?

ladytigerhunts 20

Saturday 20 September 2014 20:04

At least they're still sexually active! :)

RedPillSucks 31

Saturday 20 September 2014 20:38

Obviously, you must delete your Facebook account, uninstall Facebook, wipe out your computer hard drive, buy all Facebook stock so you can force the company to close down, and neuralize your mind so there'll be no chance of anyone else ever EVER seeing this again.

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