By Anonymous - 20/08/2014 22:14 - Sweden - ?kersberga

Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML
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seprunner 12

Did you say "Because I eat people who make fun of me." then grab your fork and lick your lips?

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Shikonphoenix_fml 12

What a jerk, I'm so sorry, you don't deserve that :(

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charlespainting9 1

Kougeru also has a good point. It's also important to eat many small meals instead of gorging/pigging out. And total amount of calories relative to your exercise amounts, calories burned etc matters too in the short run. In the long run you need to get "competitively fit"- sprints, hard lifting, etc

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tournamentdecide 33

There are easier ways to getting your body in shape than killing your joints, because that's basically all your doing with sprints and hard lifting.

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ahippienamedrae 10

You stuck him with the bill, right?

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kev1029 22

That's the reason you haven't gotten a date on 8 years. I know it's the personality, but it's how you look that attracts. Just like you wouldn't eat something that looked like dog poop even if it tasted like chicken.

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Catlover1130 14

And that would've been my cue to get up, dump my water on him, and leave.

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