By KEA_08 - 20/03/2014 17:13 - Canada - Etobicoke

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Today, I went on my sixth date with a guy I was beginning to really like. He asked if I'd mind if his friend Pete met up with us afterwards. I said sure. Turns out "Pete" is his penis. FML
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OP here, he was a lovely man until this. Weeks before this date he talked about Pete as if he were a real person. I thought I was going to meet his best friend...which I guess I did in one sense.

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Welshite 39

I hope you shook hands with Pete when you met him. It's rude not to. Maybe an embrace and a few kisses if it's more informal.

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conman531 23

Kind of clever on his part. An odd way to break the ice. Unfortunately it comes for him.

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sunshineb81 16

Run. Now. Date someone else. Someone who shows more maturity and tact.

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A_Perfect_Circle 12

He seems like nice guy. Just give "Pete" a chance!

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holymackeral 12

Sixth date? What took you so long to meet Pete? Are you a nun?

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MsLiz12 10

some women actually have self respect for themselves and don't give it up that easily.

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kirrra 11

#83 you are a 38 year old adult man. you very well could be op's father, (which wouldnt be surprising given how much of a **** you make yourself out to be) grow up already. mature men who are worth our time and effort would be more than happy to wait. im sure you've had your fair share of trips to the std clinic.

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frenchiegirl1 6

I hope you were nice and sucked up to Pete

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Krissey_DJ 16

My ex named his penis after Jericho from Fallout -.-

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