By KEA_08 - 20/03/2014 17:13 - Canada - Etobicoke

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Today, I went on my sixth date with a guy I was beginning to really like. He asked if I'd mind if his friend Pete met up with us afterwards. I said sure. Turns out "Pete" is his penis. FML
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OP here, he was a lovely man until this. Weeks before this date he talked about Pete as if he were a real person. I thought I was going to meet his best friend...which I guess I did in one sense.

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Welshite 39

I hope you shook hands with Pete when you met him. It's rude not to. Maybe an embrace and a few kisses if it's more informal.

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Fuzy2K 7

You know, "The Adventures of Pete and Pete" would take on a whole new meaning if that guy was gay...

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ema_stonez 19

That’s a pretty immature way to ask for sex

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efarley 5

6 dates and you hadn't slept together yet? sounds like you didn't give him much choice but to just say **** it and whip it out lol

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plunkit 6

Date 1= cup of tea at mall. Date 2= cup of tea at classier mall WITH almond quasant. Date 3= Ice skating in park, followed by walk home. [No kiss at door] Date 4= rom/com movie with popcorn. Taxi home. [Cheek kiss to relieve awkward tension] Date 5= Dinner at romantic locale. Nice wine, Taxi ride. come in for coffee? ... actually have coffee. Date 6= 'Do you mind if Pete meets up with us later?'

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JustWhy678 5

Give Pete a chance. He might be a nice guy

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cdncw 20

Let me tell you now Everybody's talking about, revolution Evolution, masturbation, flagellation Regulation, integrations, meditations United Nations, congratulations All we are saying is give pete a chance All we are saying is give pete a chance Courtesy of John Lennon in "Give Pete A Chance" (Sorry folks, couldn't come up with good replacement words for the verse)

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tophatgandhi 0

If Pete is short for Peter than maybe his Penis is shorter than a peter (other way of saying Penis)

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