By KEA_08 - 20/03/2014 17:13 - Canada - Etobicoke

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Today, I went on my sixth date with a guy I was beginning to really like. He asked if I'd mind if his friend Pete met up with us afterwards. I said sure. Turns out "Pete" is his penis. FML
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OP here, he was a lovely man until this. Weeks before this date he talked about Pete as if he were a real person. I thought I was going to meet his best friend...which I guess I did in one sense.

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Welshite 39

I hope you shook hands with Pete when you met him. It's rude not to. Maybe an embrace and a few kisses if it's more informal.

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xdanikitty915x 2

Lmao xD why would a guy name his package

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mellowmeoww 5

hahhahahaahhaa awwww thats ****** up nd hilarious

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lennon_ 16

At least he didn't try to use the naked man.

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marzforlife 8

The oldest trick in the book ;) congrats

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Derp_Jerpinson 2

ive got something in my front pocket for you.... so why dont you reach inside my front pocket and see what it is? then grab onto it with a hand or two... give em a lil squeeze and say, "how do you do?"

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