Intimacy: Today, I went on my sixth date with a guy I was beginning to... - FML

By KEA_08 - 20/03/2014 17:13 - Canada - Etobicoke

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Today, I went on my sixth date with a guy I was beginning to really like. He asked if I'd mind if his friend Pete met up with us afterwards. I said sure. Turns out "Pete" is his penis. FML

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KEA_08 5

Friday 21 March 2014 0:26

OP here, he was a lovely man until this. Weeks before this date he talked about Pete as if he were a real person. I thought I was going to meet his best friend...which I guess I did in one sense.

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Welshite 39

Thursday 20 March 2014 23:25

I hope you shook hands with Pete when you met him. It's rude not to. Maybe an embrace and a few kisses if it's more informal.

Welshite 39

Thursday 20 March 2014 23:31

One cannot say the same for Pete.

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JMichael 25

Thursday 20 March 2014 23:40

I hope you let Pete meet Kat! Mine is Josh Jr.!

FilbertMoo 11

Thursday 20 March 2014 23:44

Was Pete a nice guy?

yeatesj 9

Thursday 20 March 2014 23:57

Did Pete stand up so you had a place to sit down?

Crazynocatlady 22

Friday 21 March 2014 0:34

^This made me laugh a little too much.

ImmaEatYouXx 10

Thursday 20 March 2014 23:46

Well I hope you weren't too... Surprised... Good luck with this guy OP. He'll keep you on your toes.

Madster15 14

Friday 21 March 2014 2:48

Or knees

classiceagle63 16

Thursday 20 March 2014 23:46

Well did you like Pete?

albinochipmunks 7

Thursday 20 March 2014 23:47

That kinda blows

chutney_02 22

Thursday 20 March 2014 23:51

Beginning to like? Well not anymore

machiboultata 3

Thursday 20 March 2014 23:55

So how is this a FML? Sounds like good news.

foxwasalamb 24

Friday 21 March 2014 0:06

damn. least hes confident in himself

iateapenguin 27

Friday 21 March 2014 0:08

Definitely marriage material. A sense of humour never goes amiss! :D

Ksweety_fml 27

Friday 21 March 2014 0:11

He name his penis "Pete".. he must have a small penis. Haha...

endermanslayer24 1

Friday 21 March 2014 0:42

Chiquito PETEo lol

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