Miscellaneous: Today, I went out for a smoke break. A homeless person walks...

By Kaboom - 21/04/2009 12:52 - Canada

Today, I went out for a smoke break. A homeless person walks up to me and asks for a cig. As I pull out my pack he says "Oh... Menthols... no I don't smoke that cheap shit". I was called cheap by a hobo. FML

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By Misky - 02/07/2012 02:51

Today, I was walking past a homeless guy while smoking; he asked if he could have a cigarette. So I gave him one and said without thinking, "Sorry, it’s a menthol, but beggars can't be choosers." FML

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Generous

By cAtaLanbLoOd - 24/10/2013 06:06 - France - Perpignan

Today, a homeless guy asked me for a cigarette. Knowing that I only had a couple left in my pack, I gave it to him. He opened it, took one out and thanked me profusely. A bit surprised, I went on my way. Oh yeah, that's right, the pack contained the money I'd withdrawn from an ATM. FML

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You deserved it 51 639

By Anonymous - 23/07/2016 18:36 - United States - Ridgewood

Today, I saw a homeless man on the street and decided to give him the dollar bill I had left in my wallet. He said "Thank you" then as I turned to walk away, he muttered "Cheap-ass cunt". FML

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You deserved it 1 542

Get back here

By Anonyme - 30/08/2013 10:59 - France - Ivry-sur-seine

Today, a man in a hurry asked me for a light. Not being able to find my lighter amongst the muddle inside my handbag, I handed him my lit cigarette so he could light his. He took it from me, started smoking it and walked off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 138

You deserved it 35 990

By wishihadpockets - 28/01/2010 10:24 - United States

Today, I had my cigs tucked into my waistband because my shorts didn't have pockets. A friend walks up and asks for a smoke. I say "I've got something you can smoke right here", tugging at my shorts. The "friend" then kicks me in the nuts for being a douche. FML

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You deserved it 43 252

With friends like these…

By Poor as fuck - 29/05/2019 22:07

Today, I stayed with a friend because I was recently kicked out of my home and had nowhere to go. When I went out for job applications, she asked, "Can you pick me up a pack of smokes?" and then got mad that I didn't have the money, calling me selfish. FML

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You deserved it 328

By Poser - 20/12/2009 04:24 - Canada

Today, I was at a bar and met this great guy. He was going outside for a smoke and I wanted to go too. Since I don't smoke, I decided to borrow one of my friends cigarettes as an excuse to go outside with him. As I was lighting the cigarette, he pointed out that I was lighting the wrong end. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 228

You deserved it 46 168

By NoNaMe - 04/06/2009 08:07 - Australia

Today, while walking down the street, a homeless man walked up to me. He opened his mouth to say something and I immediately said that I didn't have any spare change because I was late for work. He then said "I was gonna ask you for the time, dickwad". Apparently he wasn't homeless. FML

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You deserved it 75 204

By Anonymous - 30/05/2011 08:28 - Australia

Today, I was walking through town when a rough looking woman asked me for a cigarette. I don't smoke but I offered her some apples, and she took two. As I continued on past her, she pegged both of them at me, hitting the back of my head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 237

You deserved it 11 893

Unreasonable

By Dano - 07/08/2021 10:01

Today, I was fired from my job for not buying a pack of cigarettes for my boss. I only lasted two months in that junkyard. FML

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You deserved it 87

flirty19 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 15:02

YDI for smoking.

Lizzy86 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 20:02

haha! thats hilarious! btw, i smoke menthols too, i like the way they clear my nose.

Comments

stripedoctor 3

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:46

#12 chill out, dude. Homeless people are just as likely to hurt you as employed housed people.

curryndricegirll 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 3:34

He's probably homeless because he spends too much money on expensive cigarettes and other things. No offense to anyone else. I also love when people get told off by people they think they're superior to.

Delmar_fml 2

Thursday 23 April 2009 8:01

Uhh, since when do hobos have a right to be choosy? They should learn to be thankful for what they can get..

Professor59 2

Thursday 23 April 2009 23:45

You're really letting yourself get bummed out by the rantings of the mentally ill? Consider the source.

kayykatastrophii 0

Friday 24 April 2009 1:41

I don't see the problem. Thanks to you that hobo might not have lung cancer one day.

whitesoxgrl 0

Friday 24 April 2009 7:21

good, you shouldn't be effing smoking anyways

latuka 0

Friday 24 April 2009 15:08

tell someone who is getting abused by an alcoholic hubby/father that beer doesn't have an effect on other people. and i completely agree with 82 "But to make things fair what you're saying is the equivalent of me telling a gay man "enjoy the AIDS you're gonna get since you're gay"." and as someone said earlier, you call us smokers bad people, yet most of the non-smokers are saying "enjoy your cancer" sounds like the non smokers are the assholes to me... and i agree with 130 smoke weed not cigs even tho i do both.. lol. if you keep in good shape you should be ok, although lung cancer is one of the most painful cancers... :( but ill prob get myself shot up before i get lung cancer :) funny FML tho.. real good!

angelann313 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 5:00

hahahahahaha! you made my day so much better ^.^

evilteriyaki301 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 19:05

Maybe that's the reason why he's a hobo.

iLucid 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 8:26

damn hobo's now a days what happen to refusing to stop washing a already clean window and asking for money after they created a driving hazard from the terrible cleaning job...geez...