By Anonymous - 10/01/2013 12:20 - Slovakia

Today, I went out for dinner with my long-term crush, who turned out to be a huge dog person. He asked me which dog breed I like the most. In an attempt to reply with both Labrador and Doberman, I accidentally said Dumbledore. FML
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ICastillo 24

Oh yeah that breed of dog is awesome, very loyal, but they have a bad habit of humping things.

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

I thought the Dumbledore was a breed of goat, with the really long beard and all... The canine version of this would be pretty awesome.

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HowieDoIt 21

I bet you wanted to slytherin to a hole from embarrassment

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rattusrattus 18

That is probably one of those things that, if all goes well, will be brought up at your wedding, or your anniversary bash, or something. It's cute. Don't sweat it. Unless he stormed out in table-flipping, cactus-flailing, SUV-launching anger, in which case you seriously dodged a bullet there.

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cartooncharacter 9

#27, that was simply hilarious. So, you're implying that op's boyfriend/crush/date is The Hulk. Or that fag off of wwe that says FEED ME MORE. Lol

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spekledworf 18

This FML needs to be edited... out* and I*

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

I agree, unless the guy was freaking out, this is really just a cute memory you two can share. Don't worry about it. :)

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HowieDoIt 21

Dobby has made dumb comment, dobby is single!

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cgchamp89 7

Justop... in an attempt to say just stop.

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rvnclwprfct731 13

That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard.

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DanielleinDC 33

If he has a sense of humor, he won't mind your slip. If he doesn't, well, you don't want to be with such a person, do you?

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