Miscellaneous: Today, I went out for dinner with some friends to a new restaurant....

By Anonymous - 07/02/2010 14:19 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I went out for dinner with some friends to a new restaurant. As I was finishing the soup, I noticed a small curly hair at the bottom of the soup. The chef is bald. FML

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By notmine - 20/04/2014 02:39 - India - New Delhi

Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food. The manager blamed me, even though I'm bald. FML

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The cliché is true

By Anonymous - 30/09/2009 21:22 - Canada

Today, I went to a restaurant for lunch. I began to eat when I noticed a blond hair in my food. When that happened, I went up to the counter and began complaining about their hygiene. When the manager insisted no one that works there had long blond hair, I realized that it was my hair. FML

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Need a bib?

By Anonymous - 15/08/2014 05:06 - United States - Arlington Heights

Today, I went to a café and got some soup. When I was done, a nice waiter came over and offered to take my mostly empty soup bowl. I quickly ate the last of it, looked up smiling and said, "Thanks!" The soup dribbled out of my mouth and onto his hand. FML

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By KatrinaKitten - 16/07/2011 17:24 - United States

Today, I went to a Japanese restaurant, where the chefs cook the food right in front of you. Our chef tossed an egg in the air, but sadly didn't catch it. Don't worry though, my hair got it instead. FML

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By hcfan - 14/04/2009 11:18 - Australia

Today, a customer came in to the Pizza store where I work and complained that the food they had purchased had a strand of black hair in it. After some deliberation, my boss decided to fire me. He is the only staff member there with black hair. I shaved my hair 2 weeks ago. FML

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Hair-raising

By what the fuck????? - 17/02/2022 16:01 - United States - Denver

Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2010 16:32 - Canada

Today, while serving a rather large party at the restaurant where I work, I mentioned that the soup of the day was "to die for". After the hosts gave me weird looks, it dawned on me that the reason they were wearing all black is because they've just come back from a funeral. FML

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DINOSAURS!!

By Anonymous - 13/04/2020 23:00

Today, I tried to cook an extra healthy, vegetable filled meal for my boyfriend and I. Not only did we notice the vegetables were off a little too late, but he also found my hair in his bowl. We had to settle for turkey dinosaurs and spaghetti loops instead. FML

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By stickyhair - 18/04/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, I was cutting a little boy's hair at the hairdressers where I work. While cutting his bangs, I noticed his forehead was surprisingly warm. When I asked him if he felt OK, he threw up all over my gown. I think he had some broccoli today. FML

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By Hairball - 10/12/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, my coworker asked to borrow my nail clippers so he could take care of a hangnail. He went to the bathroom, which I thought was polite, but when he got back to his desk and returned my clippers, there were little curly hairs stuck inside. He's bald. FML

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Mandy_fml 0

Monday 8 February 2010 2:06

Ugh, I once found a tiny black curly hair in my McDonalds burger. My friends nicknamed it the 'Pube Burger' I feel for you.

Freeze_fml 16

Monday 8 February 2010 1:44

Yup, he sued the restaurant because there was a hair in his soup. You must be a genius.

Comments

pride90 0

Monday 8 February 2010 2:16

yucknesssss to the maxxx

Mimorie17 12

Monday 8 February 2010 2:16

omgolly was it a pub.???!!! yuuck.!

gomego87 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 3:58

meow

Moo_Horse 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 7:54

at 68. chirp.

DizzyTizzyy27 5

Saturday 4 January 2014 15:24

What would it being a pub have anything to do with it? I have a friend that owns and cooks in an amazing pub. It has great food, great service, great drink, and is very hygienic. Some pubs are gritty, and some are really lovely.

zombaby 0

Monday 8 February 2010 2:35

eeeeeewwwwee

shelboo_fml 0

Monday 8 February 2010 2:48

The average person who eats fast food will consume about 12 pubic hairs annually.

eehizle 0

Monday 8 February 2010 2:57

VOMIT

nutcrackers 2

Monday 8 February 2010 2:59

I just had hamburgers about an hour ago :( it's just disgusting. ewewww

Arinwyn 0

Monday 8 February 2010 3:04

I was eating fast food when I saw your comment.. -gag-

mushoo_fml 0

Monday 8 February 2010 3:24

Yeah, but 67% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

lovesick4628 0

Monday 8 February 2010 4:11

haha!

iknowthatguy 0

Monday 8 February 2010 7:39

It's actually 83% per NPH.

zacko900 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 10:04

Ya, but maybe thats because fast food consumera like to go down on there partners

zinjiitsdanaa 3

Thursday 11 August 2011 3:20

24, Eating + being on this site= terrible idea.

iislix1ii 19

Sunday 19 February 2012 0:21

So theres a 67% chance that your statistic about other statistics was made up.

AngryNinja 1

Monday 8 February 2010 2:49

today's special: beef and pube hair. tomorrows special: spit pea!

serenaaaa_fml 0

Monday 8 February 2010 2:59

ewwwww!!! I hope I'm reading this wrong :/

AliceSaysFYL 0

Tuesday 4 May 2010 11:07

nope. PUBES

serenaaaa_fml 0

Monday 8 February 2010 3:01

wait... how do u know that he's bald? and maybe it's from the waitress....

Krispies_fml 17

Monday 24 March 2014 15:45

Or maybe it was from Op itself. Most of the time when a hair is found in a meal, it's coming from the person who eats it.

FoodLover118 11

Saturday 25 June 2016 5:37

Yeah, but if the person even thought it was theirs they wouldn't have said anything.

gossiipgirrl 0

Monday 8 February 2010 3:20

eeww

snafu57 1

Monday 8 February 2010 3:47

hair floats because of surface tension. take a sewing needle, coat it with wax, place it gently on the water, and it will float. no,its notbecause wax floats,but you can't get theneedle covered with water. hair has oil. btw,arm hair can be short and curly. btw again, never order rabbit stew as most people don't like hare in their soup.