By mattdevil - 08/12/2011 18:57 - United Kingdom

Today, I went out in a storm to collect my wheelie bin, which had flown down the street. On the way back to my house, I realised my door had slammed shut and locked behind me. That's okay though, a trampoline decided to smash my window and let me in. FML
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mattdevil 4

Actually if I hadn't left the house I would have been hit by glass and a trapoline that was in my front room also it wasnt my trampoline

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IcyJack 7

What a helpful trampoline. No, please trampoline, after you.

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rubberduckie94 13

americans call wheelie bins herbie curbies. least we do in my area of kentucky. its not an intellectual thing its a regional thing. yeeesh. i had no clue what a wheelie bin was at first

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katburton13 2

Herbie curbie? Haha That's an awesome name! In TX I don't think we have a specific name for them other than calling them a garbage bin.

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intothecrypt 3

I don't think theres a person in the world who speaks fluent Kentuckian. not even from Kentucky.

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Katastrophe101 8

I've never heard the term "herbie curbies". Cute. We just call them dumpsters where I'm from.

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rattusrattus 18

Is this the same storm that caused that wind turbine to catch fire? Because that was totally AWESOME.

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kaykay20 0

Next time put any light weight things away before you get a storm (theirs usually a warning on tv or on a weather channel app). If you can't act soon enough just have them put away in the shed when your not using them. That way you don't have to worry when you get another storm.

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mattdevil 4

Actually if I hadn't left the house I would have been hit by glass and a trapoline that was in my front room also it wasnt my trampoline

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ZombieSazza 34

Hurricane Bawbag was it? As soon as I read the FML, before even looking at the location, I just -knew- it was Bawbag! Aberdeen didn't get hit too badly *waves from the land of sheep*

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fragmen52 18

Well it's yours now, Sell the trampoline to pay for the damages

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valloveshp 4

Win and lose situation

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JinxosGirl87 0

That bin would be on it's own because there is no way in hell I would go out into a storm to save it!

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jackrileymac 4

YDI for saying "wheelie bin"

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