Love: Today, I went out on a first date. He insisted we go to McDonald's...

By Cheap N Happy - 17/02/2012 09:44 - United States

Today, I went out on a first date. He insisted we go to McDonald's and split a Happy Meal because he "didn't want to waste any money on a first date." FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 700

You deserved it 4 560

Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By gotnogame - 31/01/2011 03:13 - United States

Today, I went out with a girl I like. After a movie, we went to McDonald's. There was this couple making out. The girl I was with remarked about how lame it would be to go to McDonald's on a date. I thought we were on a date. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 060

You deserved it 37 926

By Anonymous - 10/01/2018 01:30

Today, I went on a first date with a guy. As soon as we sat down at the restaurant, he immediately snatched my menu and said "You're having salad." FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 074

You deserved it 525

First Dates

By Anonymous - 05/12/2020 23:06 - United States - Hesperia

Today, a guy took me on a date to McDonald’s. I smiled, but told him politely that I don’t eat fast food. He called me a stuck-up snob and a high maintenance gold digger who didn’t deserve him. I’m neither. I have IBS and greasy food sets me off. I had to walk home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 385

You deserved it 169

By krisx3ftw - 11/01/2010 13:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 332

You deserved it 5 747

By wolfwolfy - 13/03/2010 07:18 - Canada

Today, I was on a first date. When the bill came, he refused to pay for my $6 salad. I had to go ATM-hunting to pay for my $6 salad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 084

You deserved it 13 312

Tonight, on First Dates…

By Single&Broke - 19/05/2022 17:00 - United Kingdom - Swansea

Today, a guy invited me to a first date at a new restaurant. I was going to pay my way, but when he saw how steep the bill was, he insisted that I pay for his meal too, to prove I'm a "real feminist". FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 165

You deserved it 231

By N…… - 27/11/2012 03:13 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, after being single for a while now, I unwillingly went on a blind date with a guy my friend convinced me would be perfect for me. He took me to McDonald's. His father was with him the whole entire time. He's 27. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 278

You deserved it 2 352

By scared - 02/10/2011 21:21 - United States

Today, I went on a date at a restaurant with a guy. When he promised I wouldn't have to pay the bill, I didn't think he meant we'd be dining and dashing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 449

You deserved it 3 443

By anonymous001 - 08/01/2013 19:58 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 923

You deserved it 68 878

By Anonyme - 06/04/2019 02:00

Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 318

You deserved it 158

ryukensfj 5

Friday 17 February 2012 15:59

Wow how cheap can you be to split a happy meal and not a big mac meal?

Marissssolx330 0

Friday 17 February 2012 15:59

He's a keeper ;)

Comments

ChuckMcNugget 1

Friday 17 February 2012 19:05

Is he Jewish

Rocky007 15

Friday 17 February 2012 19:05

Something to be said for a frugal man.

MooseKnuckle503 11

Friday 17 February 2012 19:06

It's about getting to know each other. FHL for taking a materialistic bitch out. He obviously got what he need out of the first day.

aj98 2

Friday 17 February 2012 19:10

Well at least you know he's still a virgin and he's clean :)

YourBuddyElmo 5

Friday 17 February 2012 19:18

You mean, he doesn't want to waste money on a last date.

brenton490 19

Friday 17 February 2012 19:26

I remember first date I went on with my girlfriend.We went to the city ( being Seattle). We walked around enjoying the city and found a random nice place, which didn't cost much.

R3kli3 10

Friday 17 February 2012 19:30

Wow that's just sad in many ways :(.

dcooperfl 0

Friday 17 February 2012 19:32

Well that's a sure way to save money on 2nd dates.

bnancrazy55 0

Friday 17 February 2012 19:33

Did you actually go thru with it?

perdix 29

Friday 17 February 2012 19:55

Who got the toy?

Okayitwasme 0

Saturday 18 February 2012 2:01

Hell, I wanna know if they splurged and enjoyed the ball pit and play land. The slides are fun......(try getting in there to retrieve your kids.) lol

perdix 29

Saturday 18 February 2012 2:43

Probably, the ball pit and Playland are free. At least, to paying customers. They got some kind of problem with a middle-aged guy who just wants to spend the afternoon in the ball pit. Even buying a small drink doesn't please them!