Love: Today, I went out on a first date. He insisted we go to McDonald's...

By Cheap N Happy - 17/02/2012 09:44 - United States

Today, I went out on a first date. He insisted we go to McDonald's and split a Happy Meal because he "didn't want to waste any money on a first date." FML

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By gotnogame - 31/01/2011 03:13 - United States

Today, I went out with a girl I like. After a movie, we went to McDonald's. There was this couple making out. The girl I was with remarked about how lame it would be to go to McDonald's on a date. I thought we were on a date. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2018 01:30

Today, I went on a first date with a guy. As soon as we sat down at the restaurant, he immediately snatched my menu and said "You're having salad." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2020 23:06 - United States - Hesperia

Today, a guy took me on a date to McDonald’s. I smiled, but told him politely that I don’t eat fast food. He called me a stuck-up snob and a high maintenance gold digger who didn’t deserve him. I’m neither. I have IBS and greasy food sets me off. I had to walk home. FML

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By krisx3ftw - 11/01/2010 13:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML

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By wolfwolfy - 13/03/2010 07:18 - Canada

Today, I was on a first date. When the bill came, he refused to pay for my $6 salad. I had to go ATM-hunting to pay for my $6 salad. FML

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By Single&Broke - 19/05/2022 17:00 - United Kingdom - Swansea

Today, a guy invited me to a first date at a new restaurant. I was going to pay my way, but when he saw how steep the bill was, he insisted that I pay for his meal too, to prove I'm a "real feminist". FML

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By N…… - 27/11/2012 03:13 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, after being single for a while now, I unwillingly went on a blind date with a guy my friend convinced me would be perfect for me. He took me to McDonald's. His father was with him the whole entire time. He's 27. FML

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By Giselle - 13/10/2024 00:00 - Australia

Today, I went on a date with a guy who insisted on eating off my plate the whole night. He didn't order his own food, because according to him, "it’s more intimate to share." He didn’t get why I found the whole deal off-putting. FML

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By scared - 02/10/2011 21:21 - United States

Today, I went on a date at a restaurant with a guy. When he promised I wouldn't have to pay the bill, I didn't think he meant we'd be dining and dashing. FML

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By anonymous001 - 08/01/2013 19:58 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML

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Friday 17 February 2012 15:59

Wow how cheap can you be to split a happy meal and not a big mac meal?

Marissssolx330 0

Friday 17 February 2012 15:59

He's a keeper ;)

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Epichearts 2

Friday 17 February 2012 20:43

I bet alot of the comments about him being cheap are from girls. Y'all are money grabbing ****** i'll tell you what

j3ebrules 13

Friday 17 February 2012 20:44

I suppose that was also the last date?

SweetlyPsycho 4

Friday 17 February 2012 21:01

It's just like the song "cheap date"!!!

arkham_warden 6

Friday 17 February 2012 21:15

I assume there won't be a second date....

milenajinger 0

Friday 17 February 2012 21:16

What a dirtball

MrsUresti 8

Friday 17 February 2012 21:19

ejjamael 5

Friday 17 February 2012 21:21

he a keeper!

heyred 11

Friday 17 February 2012 21:54

How about a coffee date?

Fooberry 9

Friday 17 February 2012 21:55

Sounds like a keeper.

heyred 11

Friday 17 February 2012 21:58

He probably goes on a LOT of first dates but has no clue as to why.

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