Love: Today, I went out on a first date. He insisted we go to McDonald's...

By Cheap N Happy - 17/02/2012 09:44 - United States

Today, I went out on a first date. He insisted we go to McDonald's and split a Happy Meal because he "didn't want to waste any money on a first date." FML

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By gotnogame - 31/01/2011 03:13 - United States

Today, I went out with a girl I like. After a movie, we went to McDonald's. There was this couple making out. The girl I was with remarked about how lame it would be to go to McDonald's on a date. I thought we were on a date. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2018 01:30

Today, I went on a first date with a guy. As soon as we sat down at the restaurant, he immediately snatched my menu and said "You're having salad." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2020 23:06 - United States - Hesperia

Today, a guy took me on a date to McDonald’s. I smiled, but told him politely that I don’t eat fast food. He called me a stuck-up snob and a high maintenance gold digger who didn’t deserve him. I’m neither. I have IBS and greasy food sets me off. I had to walk home. FML

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By krisx3ftw - 11/01/2010 13:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML

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By wolfwolfy - 13/03/2010 07:18 - Canada

Today, I was on a first date. When the bill came, he refused to pay for my $6 salad. I had to go ATM-hunting to pay for my $6 salad. FML

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By Single&Broke - 19/05/2022 17:00 - United Kingdom - Swansea

Today, a guy invited me to a first date at a new restaurant. I was going to pay my way, but when he saw how steep the bill was, he insisted that I pay for his meal too, to prove I'm a "real feminist". FML

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By N…… - 27/11/2012 03:13 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, after being single for a while now, I unwillingly went on a blind date with a guy my friend convinced me would be perfect for me. He took me to McDonald's. His father was with him the whole entire time. He's 27. FML

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By Giselle - 13/10/2024 00:00 - Australia

Today, I went on a date with a guy who insisted on eating off my plate the whole night. He didn't order his own food, because according to him, "it’s more intimate to share." He didn’t get why I found the whole deal off-putting. FML

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By scared - 02/10/2011 21:21 - United States

Today, I went on a date at a restaurant with a guy. When he promised I wouldn't have to pay the bill, I didn't think he meant we'd be dining and dashing. FML

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By anonymous001 - 08/01/2013 19:58 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML

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ryukensfj 5

Friday 17 February 2012 15:59

Wow how cheap can you be to split a happy meal and not a big mac meal?

Marissssolx330 0

Friday 17 February 2012 15:59

He's a keeper ;)

Comments

chevy44448888 1

Friday 17 February 2012 23:47

I wonder what's gonna happen happen on the second date?!?! A picnic in his back yard maybe?

blair_x 12

Saturday 18 February 2012 0:26

He has nothing to worry about - he won't need to spend ANY money on a second date with you, cause he won't get one!

derkster 6

Saturday 18 February 2012 0:31

Happy meals :D

outch_fml 0

Saturday 18 February 2012 0:45

The women's got to have her diamonds

bubo_fml 10

Saturday 18 February 2012 1:13

Thrifty fella! Did he use a Ronald McDonald balloon as a substitute porphylactic?

twaumat 28

Saturday 18 February 2012 1:16

maybe he was trying to tell you that you're fat?..

fireman347 2

Saturday 18 February 2012 1:21

It all comes down to who got the toy.

sarah1741 3

Saturday 18 February 2012 1:23

what a douch unless he is a nice guy but having a bad day :S

DarajaiLazy 3

Saturday 18 February 2012 1:35

Why do all of the comments get thumbs downs?!

Okayitwasme 0

Saturday 18 February 2012 1:40

Smart thinking! I'm cheap too. Instead of buying food out I would have made sandwiches or some thing at home and found a nice museum or zoo to have a picnic. I'm not into processed foods with ingredients that I can't pronounce.