By scumbag i guess - 08/09/2012 00:26 - United States - El Paso

Today, I went out to a club, hoping to score. I'd read about a trick pickup artists use called "negging" and decided to try it out. As I finished complimenting a girl for being brave enough to have not made much of an effort with her makeup, she slammed her knee between my legs. FML
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Same thing different taste

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ferrousWheel 6

you've forgotten the key to that technique working. 1. You have to be ridiculously, devastatingly attractive. and 2. You have to be in a brainless sitcom, because that's the only place I've ever seen that done successfully. In fact, I bet that's where those "pick-up artists" came from.

LappDance 16

It would probably work in **** too.

Every situation works in ****. If you're taking your tips from ****, you'll go into the world expecting sex to eventuate from broken down cars and bad report cards.

What is between YOUR legs??? Because it's obviously not balls seeing how you didn't have the guts to just be yourself when you met this girl

How is that supposed to be a trick to help you score with a woman?

Quit reading how to pick up women and start talking to them like they're a person. Maybe that way you won't be so much of a douche bag Captain Dumbass.

osm1989_fml 6

Hmmm... A quick search on Urban Dictionary reveals that this is a technique that "no decent guy would do." Maybe your problem is that you're reading up on the "tricks" that "pickup artists" use... Oh, and that you went to a club, not for the purpose of simply enjoying yourself, but rather to make sex... Tell me, what made you think any of that was a good idea or the actions of a non-scumbag?

The self-analytical skills of a piece of cheese, evidently.

How does one "make sex"? I thought you had sex ;3; I've been misinformed! X3

OP is still a scumbag but NO straight male has EVER gone to a club to enjoy themselves. They just go for tail. That's why any straight guy in a club can be presumed to be a scumbag. I hope that circular logic makes sense.

#116: osm1989's native language is probably not English. In several other languages, the verb "to make" means the same thing as "to do" - and in this case, in his language, the verb "to make" probably also makes sense with sex (no pun intended).

DCvRkey2012 7

How does Steve Harvey have anything to do with this fml?

Ins0mau 20

Think you need to be a bit more subtle for that to work. Or just be yourself.

DKjazz 20

Well, at least she touched you there, eh? Mission accomplished.

What did u expect???? Im surprised she didn't have mace