By scumbag i guess - 08/09/2012 00:26 - United States - El Paso

Today, I went out to a club, hoping to score. I'd read about a trick pickup artists use called "negging" and decided to try it out. As I finished complimenting a girl for being brave enough to have not made much of an effort with her makeup, she slammed her knee between my legs. FML
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greenie213 23

You should leave that stuff to the professionals.

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Steve95401 49

Your user name should be "Douchebag".

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funky2525 14

guess you're not a pick up artist yet

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lakinre 2

You could try using a fake Australian accent. That's what my ex-boyfriend of 6 months did.

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owo_fml 9

I thought it was a compliment. Her ex boyfriend pretended to have an Aussie accent to pick up girls. Imitation is the highest form of flattery and whatnot.

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lakinre 2

Take it as a compliment to the Aussies, and an insult to the type of total douchebag he is.

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jess183xp 1

As as I read "hoping to score" I knew this was a YDI

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annalily5 28

Next time buy her a drink, give her an actual complement, and maybe she'll appreciated how you have the guts to try and get with someone so out of your league.

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capnbzarr 43

Nobody has ever "deserved it" more than you.

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Shadow_Phantom 26

So... how exactly does insulting a girl make them want to go home with you? Unless they're into that sort of thing. Regardless, YDI.

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