Health: Today, I went out to a nice restaurant for my friend's birthday....

By bathroomseww - 12/05/2009 07:19 - United States

Today, I went out to a nice restaurant for my friend's birthday. I went to the bathroom and heard the woman in the other stall crying. She couldn't pull her underwear up over her obese, old-lady ass because her arms don't reach that far anymore. I was the only one there. I had no choice. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 10:30 - United States - Shreveport

Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 06:56 - United States

Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 17:12 - United States

Today, I was waiting in line to use the bathroom. I complained to the guy next to me about how long the lady was taking. I kept making jokes about it, but he never seemed to laugh. Finally, the door opened and out came a lady in a wheelchair. The guy next to me was her husband. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2022 18:00 - United States - Fpo

Today, I took my brother to the bathroom at a restaurant. The stall next to mine was locked, so I assumed he was still in there. I yelled his name a few times, then banged on the door out of annoyance. I gave up and returned to the table, where he was sitting with a grin. Turns out I just traumatized a poor lady in the stall. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML

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By ReineXre - 15/06/2016 00:00

Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML

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By Kasnt - 03/10/2010 18:50 - United States

Today, I really had to pee so I took the only stall that was available in the bathroom: the handicapped stall. A girl in a wheelchair came in seconds later and cursed at me for taking her designated spot. FML

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By paulinapo - 28/03/2013 13:52 - United States - Staten Island

Today, while in a public bathroom, I threw out my back. A stranger had to help me pull up my pants. FML

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By JillianJuneBug - 17/08/2019 18:00

Today, I had no choice but to use a public bathroom. I have issues going when there are others in the stalls, and apparently another person did as well. We both sat there in silence, waiting stubbornly for the other to give up and leave so we could go. It’s been 20 minutes. FML

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By pass_the_tp - 13/01/2010 02:57 - United States

Today, I was at the movie theatre. I went to the bathroom, and was about to wipe my butt when I realized that where the toilet-paper dispenser should have been, there was a large hole. The woman in the next stall waved. FML

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klbrend 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 16:04

Oh god. That sucks. Kudos to you for being such a nice person though.

dudemitch 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 16:05

ew. you had a choice. the fact that you actually helped probably just guaranteed you a space in heaven. fyl, but your still the nicest person ever.

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supra97_fml 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 3:59

good to see that there are still nice people out there.

thabeast 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 4:03

you always have a choice

Sleepwalker418 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 4:06

Well, you did have a choice. If she's old and obese chances are, she came with someone. You could've asked her and went out and found them and let them know. Or let management know. You never HAD to do anything. YDI for being a pushover. And then complaining about being a pushover later.

palekidtony 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 4:33

Wow thats really nice thou but it proabbly smelled like fish

nikkirito 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 4:49

#237 ... 200 lbs is not nearly enough to be morbidly obese and nevertheless, so obese that one cannot reach his/her pants to pull them up.

wordgirl 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 4:49

Okay, #241, you're gross. OP, that's actually worse that what happened to me when I walked into the bathroom at a nice Mexican restaurant and opened a stall door to get a birds-eye view of an ancient lady's coochie, only to find out that she was seated at the huge table next to me, and it was her birthday, AND the restaurant has theatrical singing waitstaff who involve everyone in the room in the birthday songs. I had to sing to someone who's flower patch I just saw in the bathroom.

nikkirito 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 4:46

How is this woman surviving if she can't perform a simple task such as that? That's grounds for being bed-ridden.

wordgirl 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 5:00

Today, I am an old, obese fat-ass lady who couldn't get my panty hose up over my huge wrinkled old caboose. I was so embarrassed because my ass has dropped so much that I can no longer reach it with my arms, and the one day I got to dress up and feel fancy, i was stuck in the bathroom for what seemed like an eternity, crying in helpless shame until some kind person came and pulled up my hose for me. My mortification was overshadowed by my gratitude UNTIL I got home and opened FML to read my horrifying story as somebody ELSE'S FML! FML.