Health: Today, I went out to a nice restaurant for my friend's birthday....

By bathroomseww - 12/05/2009 07:19 - United States

Today, I went out to a nice restaurant for my friend's birthday. I went to the bathroom and heard the woman in the other stall crying. She couldn't pull her underwear up over her obese, old-lady ass because her arms don't reach that far anymore. I was the only one there. I had no choice. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 10:30 - United States - Shreveport

Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML

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Help!

By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 06:56 - United States

Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 17:12 - United States

Today, I was waiting in line to use the bathroom. I complained to the guy next to me about how long the lady was taking. I kept making jokes about it, but he never seemed to laugh. Finally, the door opened and out came a lady in a wheelchair. The guy next to me was her husband. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2022 18:00 - United States - Fpo

Today, I took my brother to the bathroom at a restaurant. The stall next to mine was locked, so I assumed he was still in there. I yelled his name a few times, then banged on the door out of annoyance. I gave up and returned to the table, where he was sitting with a grin. Turns out I just traumatized a poor lady in the stall. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML

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By ReineXre - 15/06/2016 00:00

Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML

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By Kasnt - 03/10/2010 18:50 - United States

Today, I really had to pee so I took the only stall that was available in the bathroom: the handicapped stall. A girl in a wheelchair came in seconds later and cursed at me for taking her designated spot. FML

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By paulinapo - 28/03/2013 13:52 - United States - Staten Island

Today, while in a public bathroom, I threw out my back. A stranger had to help me pull up my pants. FML

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By JillianJuneBug - 17/08/2019 18:00

Today, I had no choice but to use a public bathroom. I have issues going when there are others in the stalls, and apparently another person did as well. We both sat there in silence, waiting stubbornly for the other to give up and leave so we could go. It’s been 20 minutes. FML

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By pass_the_tp - 13/01/2010 02:57 - United States

Today, I was at the movie theatre. I went to the bathroom, and was about to wipe my butt when I realized that where the toilet-paper dispenser should have been, there was a large hole. The woman in the next stall waved. FML

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Tuesday 12 May 2009 16:04

Oh god. That sucks. Kudos to you for being such a nice person though.

dudemitch 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 16:05

ew. you had a choice. the fact that you actually helped probably just guaranteed you a space in heaven. fyl, but your still the nicest person ever.

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QQQQQQQQ 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 4:42

omg why? i would never have helped...

mandalaine05 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 5:07

Some people can't control their weight, and those who can't need to have help along with them. But I don't feel that she should have been left in the stall.

awkard576 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 5:10

Oh wow. You are extremely nice. I just gained 100% respect for you whoever you are. Thats really sad for the woman though... but im in pain... for you... and the woman...poor woman... both of you...

kimreed817 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 6:13

aww that makes me sad. meanie! but then again nicie!

jlvMan 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 8:37

ZOMG! ZOMG! i near pissed my pants. what a situation. i do feel so sorry for that lady but you described that so well. AHAHAHAHAHA! well played.

Sami_Smiles 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 10:04

aww that story is really sweet =]

nanners_066 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 12:08

Oh god I am sorry..... that was really nice of you though!

krstlclr 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 16:24

In an effort to be funny... you just became a total asshole... Was it necessary to call her "obese?!?" Yeah you did a bang-up job alright, you ****!!! You're such a dense piece of shit...

Topknot_Forever 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 17:44

As much as that sucks, you did have a choice. What was she going to do if you didn't, sue you for refusal to help with panties? Its very nice of you to have done that but your poor attitude over it makes me sad

capnpaco 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 18:29

That was nice of you. Next time (ha!), it might be useful to remember that there are people being paid to work at the restaurant and help customers, and that this is "their problem", more than it is yours.