By Skoff - 23/07/2015 09:44 - Australia - Rydalmere

Today, I went out to inspect the backyard. There are now more than two dozen spiders hanging out and webs crossing from one side of the yard to the other. I have decided to surrender this territory. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 104
You deserved it 2 941

Same thing different taste

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KeannaLove 32

Well it looks like your only option is to burn it.

Straya spiders. Pretty soon the whole damn place is gonna be one big spider web.

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Making a homemade flamethrower isn't hard just saying.

spiders don't go where there isn't food for them; try eliminating their food source if possible.

just don't watch Arachnoquake, or read http://www.amazon.com/Funnelweb-Richard-Ryan/dp/0732908884 ;-)

a flamethrower and half a gallon of diesel fuel should fix that problem

I would've moved out after seeing something like that.

Pics please lol, this sounds like the best mosquito trap ever

Arguably my worst nightmare. Wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy.

Buy an insect killer, the sort that screws into your hose and is ready to use. You can spray from a distance, so it should take care of your spider problem (and any other insects you might have) without you having to venture out into the yard. I usually recommend Bayer or Sevin, but I'm not sure what's available in your area! Sources: Working in the Garden Dept. at Home Depot