By JerseyGirl - 04/09/2009 16:52 - United States

Today, I went out to my car to run some errands. It wouldn't start. I called AAA, only to find out my battery wasn't dead, it was stolen. FML
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KZN02 18

I didn't know there were people who'd steal those.

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aero_fml 0

How do you figure? The car wouldn't start because of the assumption that the battery was dead, when in fact it had been stolen. Had the battery not been stolen the car would have started right up

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ireply_w_lyrics 0

Well, i think you should "...Come on and join our convoy aint nothin' gonna get in our way We gonna roll this truckin' convoy across the USA Convoy..." Oh, wait. You can't. YOU DONT HAVE A BATTERY

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plexico 3

I dropped AAA a long time ago. If you have a dead battery, they give you a AAA battery. That thing can't turn over your engine -- it can barely power a mini-flashlight.

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alwaysalady 0

Wow. That shocks me. Why would you even steal a car battery though? Those things are heavy as shit, and I really doubt they are worth that much, unless you....need a car battery. And why doesn't your car have a hood lock that you have to pop from the inside? My car is 25 years old, and you still have to pop the hood from the inside....

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TerraofDarkness 0

XDDDD This made me LOL. Seriously, who the hell would steal a car battery?? Anyway, FYL girl.

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epicwinmaster 0

just buy a new battery and put it back in.. youre obviously from the city and dont know anything about cars.. thats why your life is ******

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lordmoe 0

if your car is so messed up that someone CAN steal the battery, YOU NEED A NEW F***ING CAR

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blueem2 0

Battery is under the hood....only way to access it is to open the hood from the inside of the car. Meaning YDI for leaving your ******* car unlocked. Stupid bitch.

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ssica_fml 0

someone who needs a car battery and is too cheap to buy one?

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elchapin562 0

actually this happens so much, its disgusting. i remember i caught a guy trying to steal a DEAD car battery from our house's porch. i was only 7 and the guy still freaked out. i mean it is good money too, a car battery can cost up to $70

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