Miscellaneous: Today, I went outside to enjoy the cool air without my glasses....

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By Phazzer - 16/10/2009 13:39 - United States

Today, I went outside to enjoy the cool air without my glasses. I saw my neighbor doing the same, so I waved and said hi. When she didn't respond, I yelled and went back inside. It was only later when I went back out with my glasses on that I realized I was being ignored by a Halloween decoration. FML

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Today, a group of carolers was coming up my street, so I went out in the cold to wait for them. When they finally arrived, I waved and greeted them. They huddled up discussing something while pointing at me, then skipped my house. FML

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By monster1109 - 10/08/2015 15:51 - United Kingdom - Manchester

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allmidnighteyes 10

Friday 16 October 2009 21:11

F your neighbor's life for being ugly enough to pass as a Halloween decoration.

robbietherabbit 0

Friday 16 October 2009 20:34

... what did you yell? Just hello, or angrily?

Comments

perdix 29

Friday 16 October 2009 20:47

Wow, your glasses have the opposite magic of the spider-man! Your magic glasses transform a rude neighbor who ignores you into an inanimate decoration! I love Halloween. Such weird things start to happen.

Ligerie 0

Friday 16 October 2009 20:59

Why would you yell at her for that?!

allmidnighteyes 10

Friday 16 October 2009 21:11

F your neighbor's life for being ugly enough to pass as a Halloween decoration.

jamila123 5

Friday 16 October 2009 21:15

Yeah I wonder what u yelled. Hahaha!! Who gets that mad at someone for not saying hi. Weirdo..

valuemeal2 1

Friday 16 October 2009 21:24

How the hell does taking off your glasses enable you to "enjoy" the cool air better? That's kind of retarded. If you need glasses, WEAR THEM. The only thing I can enjoy better without my glasses is sleeping. And possibly looking at a lit Christmas tree.