Love: Today, I went over my girlfriend of 3 months' house for the first...

By walker - 06/07/2013 04:17 - United States

Today, I went over my girlfriend of 3 months' house for the first time. As we walked through the door, I was greeted by a little girl whose first words to me were, "Are you my daddy?" FML

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By Charlie - 05/05/2011 03:30 - United States

Today, I brought my girlfriend of four months home for dinner to meet my parents. The first thing my mom says to her? "Oh my God, you're real!" FML

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By talkssuck - 30/03/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minutes later both of her parents came in to give us the "talk" which included the first time her parents did it. In detail. FML

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By meunluckycharms - 14/09/2015 19:54 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I brought a boy home for the first time, only to have my dad ask him what his mother's maiden name was. When he answered, my dad exclaimed, "Oh yeah! I think I dated her in high school. I could be your father!" FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 09:24 - Australia

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

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By Mr_poole - 18/05/2013 20:06 - United States - Castle Rock

Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time. I was really excited to introduce her to my parents, until we found my mother waving around a wooden sword, and my father trying to shove my sister into the dryer. FML

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By willywonks - 21/03/2009 05:33 - United States

Today, I went over to surprise my girlfriend of two years with flowers and dinner at her apartment. After I knocked, a handsome young man answered the door. Thinking I had the wrong apartment, I apologized, only to hear my girlfriend's voice call from the background, "Baby, who's there?" FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2010 16:47 - Netherlands

Today, my little girl spoke her first word. It was ''Daddy''. Daddy left before she was born and she has never met him before. FML

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By .... - 08/06/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already heard them sleeping together several time,s and seen her car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also learned that she's only two years older than me. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2021 23:01

Today, my girlfriend introduced me to her family. She’s always called her dad “Daddy” when talking about him, which is fine, but when we went to their house she kissed him on the mouth as a greeting, and at one point was sat on his lap, almost falling asleep. She’s 25. This can't be a good sign. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. It turns out the one day, long before I met my girlfriend, I had a one-night stand with her mother. FML

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cottoncandymango 17

Saturday 6 July 2013 12:44

Well, are you or are you not the father?

chanellgymnast 17

Saturday 6 July 2013 12:49

What a peculiar relationship the two of you have... Is honesty outlawed here or are we missing a huge chunk of this FML?

Comments

thepretender10 4

Monday 8 July 2013 16:03

Run.

JennNoVa 8

Tuesday 9 July 2013 20:29

Walked right into it....

Sir_Swaggington 6

Saturday 13 July 2013 2:48

Dude, run. Seriously.

forever_tinaa 4

Tuesday 23 July 2013 10:20

awee poor baby she must really want to see her daddy

ileenefudge 29

Thursday 3 October 2013 9:59

As a single parent myself, I feel like this is a situation where a single mom ( or dad) either can't win, has trouble or has to be lucky to win because it depends on the guy ( or girl). Some are ok with it, some are not. If you say you have a child on a first date, most might run away thinking that all or most responsibility falls on them as a new parent to a child that isn't theirs and they don't like it. But if you wait to tell them you have a child then they question why you didn't mention it or say something sooner, so it's hard to tell when the right time is to bring it up. I always tell on the first date because I am not ashamed to say I have a handsome little boy that I love, and if they shy away or have a problem with my little Daniel, then that is their problem, and I won't waste my time on him. But maybe that is just me.

Fou_Lou 20

Tuesday 16 September 2014 15:28

Telling on the first or atleast the second date and being open and upfront about it is the best way to handle those kind of situations. At least if youre interested in something serious. Because sooner or later the new partner has to deal with the kid in some way. **** Ops Life. It really bad getting to know such an important fact about your GF only after 3 Months of Dating... I hope you could deal with it and maybe become a daddy for the little one.

mainlineloser 9

Thursday 27 February 2014 1:09

aww thats so cute

fantasyworld 37

Friday 2 January 2015 14:10

I get why she hid having a kid but going three months without her saying something is bad.

gratunka 11

Wednesday 2 September 2015 19:52

after my divorce, my kids did that to every boyfriend my ex brought home. it was pretty funny. it also weeded out the weak and useless. I like the guy that she married, he was good to my kids.