Health: Today, I went running for the first time in a few months. I had...

By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 04:07 - United States

Today, I went running for the first time in a few months. I had what I thought was an asthma attack. When I got home, I realized that it was not asthma, but instead I have gained so much weight that my running bra restricted my breathing. FML

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Today, I found out at a routine check-up that I may have asthma. How it went unnoticed until now, I do not know. I guess the world just needed to come up with a new way to make me miserable. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 07:14 - Australia

Today, I finally went running to help me start losing weight. I got 50 metres before someone in a passing car shouted out "Run fatty, run". I can't work up the courage to go for a run again. FML

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angryseatroll 5

Thursday 29 October 2009 12:57

I'm actually dissapointed in all the people that say YDI. I mean, you are running, so that is an effort to loose weight. Good for you!

mhmmhmgood 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 12:24

yiiiiikes. wouldnt you notice it was kind of tight as soon as you put it on? but still, FYL.

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BrotherTheo 31

Thursday 29 October 2009 14:33

Grats, Don't get discouraged. You're getting back on a horse that many of us never even had the willpower to get onto in the first place :).

tallerguy87 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 14:53

so we should feel bad becuase your fat?

BlueberryPies 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 21:58

No, but we should feel bad for you, because apparently you didn't retain any of the spelling/grammatical information you learned in 2nd grade.

Person1233 12

Thursday 29 October 2009 22:21

85% of internet-lurkers dont give a **** aout grammar on the internet.

swimdiva 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 15:21

Oh my gosh! The same thing happened to me at swimming!! Ugh it totally sucked and my coach told me to suck it up! Gayyy! ohh btw! I think perdix is hilarious haha :)

sky_R03 12

Monday 9 May 2016 0:59

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smartass101 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 15:50

well, keep running then!

Ashbashcrashed 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 16:10

Good advice :) Also, swimming and dancing will help too.

hogermite 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 15:51

swimdiva, from that one post I can tell that i would claw out my eyes if I had to be around you for any period of time....you don't always have to type exactly like you talk....

Ohnothingreally 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 19:01

Yeah, I assume that swimdiva is a valley girl.

lmaoatyourlife 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 15:51

electroboy - FTW.

Asstazztic 8

Thursday 29 October 2009 16:17

maybe that jst means u have big ****.. big growth spurt? well I might need some visual evidence to verify my answer ;) lol

crymeariver1984 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 16:24

A little advice. LOSE THE WEIGHT FAT ASS!!!

BlueberryPies 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 22:00

A little advice: don't make yourself out to be an asshole on the internet just because you ASSUME the OP is fat. Perhaps she was a size 2, gained some weight, is now a size 4, and her bra no longer fits. So you're saying a size 4 is fat? Hmmm? Shut up, asshole.

quarty165 0

Friday 30 October 2009 1:54

exactly!

xclegend613 0

Monday 2 November 2009 20:39

Based on your screen name it seems like your the fat ass. BlueberryPies???? really come on you fat loser

LenaBeena1991 9

Tuesday 16 May 2017 1:12

uh.. that's what they were trying to do.

XaosZaleski 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 16:42

Pics, or it didn't happen. FML community demands pictures of your busty frame.

avoidthegirl 6

Thursday 29 October 2009 17:20

How the hell do you gain so much weight in the span of a few months that your sports bra is too small? I mean, were you eating lard or something? Jesus.