Health: Today, I went running for the first time in a few months. I had...

By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 04:07 - United States

Today, I went running for the first time in a few months. I had what I thought was an asthma attack. When I got home, I realized that it was not asthma, but instead I have gained so much weight that my running bra restricted my breathing. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2015 16:34 - Ireland

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2019 06:00

Today, I was diagnosed with exercise-induced asthma. I wanted to be a cop. FML

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Today, I found out at a routine check-up that I may have asthma. How it went unnoticed until now, I do not know. I guess the world just needed to come up with a new way to make me miserable. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 07:14 - Australia

Today, I finally went running to help me start losing weight. I got 50 metres before someone in a passing car shouted out "Run fatty, run". I can't work up the courage to go for a run again. FML

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angryseatroll 5

Thursday 29 October 2009 12:57

I'm actually dissapointed in all the people that say YDI. I mean, you are running, so that is an effort to loose weight. Good for you!

mhmmhmgood 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 12:24

yiiiiikes. wouldnt you notice it was kind of tight as soon as you put it on? but still, FYL.

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MonkeySpeaks 4

Thursday 29 October 2009 19:46

1) Sports bras stretch and they normally feel tight when you first put them on. 2) I feel for this OP since I am in a similar situation. I run regularly. At my best 4 or 5 miles a day, at my "worst" 2 miles. I havent run in 3 or 4 months. Why? Beacuse I was hospitalized with pnuemonia (Sp?) and then got bronchitis and then the flu. Basically for four months I was continuously sick. The doctors finally put me on a steroid inhaler and I can start running again in a week or so. Do you know what happens when you work out religiously and then are FORCED to stop? You gain weight. And its almost worse when THAT happens then when you never work out and gain weight. Its almost out of your control. And since you have disipline you beat yourself up MORE for it. When was the last time either of you jokers actually ran? Or worked out. Most people can't even run half a mile, let alone more than one. Im proud of this OP for trying to get back into it. Its really hard.

volleyball101 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 22:38

good for you for getting back into it!

DeadlyState 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 22:52

Is it just me, or do these posts keep getting less and less relative to the term "**** my life"?

meyanna 0

Friday 30 October 2009 4:02

I totally agree. Half this shit is fake, retarded, or you already knew it- like this one. People should try posting on MLIA more if they have nothing interesting to say.

expen_dable 0

Friday 30 October 2009 7:22

there's always some fatty that has to whine about every FML about fat people

Lolrus 0

Friday 30 October 2009 17:20

i probably sound like a noob, but whats MLIA?

Lolrus 0

Friday 30 October 2009 17:22

i probably sound like a noob, but whats MLIA?

ClownSmilely 0

Friday 30 October 2009 1:50

so d'ya think we could see a pic of those puppies lol

ClownSmilely 0

Friday 30 October 2009 1:56

so can we like, get a pic of those puppies or what?

Black_Letter 19

Thursday 11 August 2011 20:13

Why would you wanna see a fat girl topless?

Srain 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 8:05

Agreed XD

xclegend613 0

Monday 2 November 2009 20:33

Well as one of the jokers I must let you know that I do run. I run cross country for my college and I run an average of 65 miles a week so you can SHUT THE **** UP!!!