By awkwardd - 19/05/2011 12:51 - Hong Kong

Today, I went shopping with my cousin. Walking down the road, I heard her say "Can you hold my hand?" I was confused, but thought it was cute, so I held her hand and kept walking. It turns out she'd asked me to hold her bag. We didn't say another word after that. FML
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AlwaySunny 0

you want a side of incest with that walk?

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xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

u thought this was "cute"....u creeper

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emodude44 0

Took the words right out of my... fingers?

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djcbanks 0

she probably said hold my handbag but all those lead paint walls you licked when u was a kid made u hear otherwise

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ribbyc80 0

u just held her hand, not stuck a finger in her butt.

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ILoveYourDespair 0

Unless shes 10, you should have assumed she said 'bag'.

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bryan1992 0

let me find out..

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kingtz 6

59, it could have been her shopping bag, you nitwit. And why the hell would chicks not have bags?

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happysmartg 5

but she LET you hold her hand, she didn't pull away.

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