By joshinbaltimore - 22/03/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, I went swimming. As I was getting out of the very crowded pool a little girl ran up to me pointed and yelled, "Mommy, I want big boobies like that when I grow up." I'm 16. I'm a boy. FML
I agree, your life sucks 78 091
You deserved it 25 596

Same thing different taste

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Maybe try eating vegetables now and then. (That stuff between a hamburger doesnt count!)

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Root123 0

And that's why parents should beat their kids more often.

It's hard to tell when a kid makes comments. If you're really muscular, your pecs might stick out and a child might see that as "boobs."

Well, that sucks. Sorry, man. I guess it's time to start exercising if you're overweight. Swimming's a good way to do that, in fact! Of course, if it's crowded, that's a little difficult to do. But anyway, working out makes you feel great, trust me. :) Like, no matter what, if you're still overweight but you're getting exercise anyway, not much can bring you down. #42 - lol, true! I remember thinking muscular guys with big pecs had boobs when I was little. :P However, this kid is 16, so... unless he lifts weights every day and/or does 'roids, I doubt he's horribly muscular.

I used to be mistaken for a boy....I had a bad hair cut, dressed like a skater, and was too lazy to wear make up..... Therefore: My fault. I grew my hair, wore make up, and bought skirts. Without sounding mean....Drop some pounds #39 I've never seen a guy "swell" to the point of having "big boobies" ... stop doing drugs and making up excuses for sh!t

eschreib 0

hahahahaha #3, and #39, i have never seen a skinny boy with man boobies. so stfu and stop trying to make excsues for this kid

#38, he said in the beginning "Today I went swimming" #45 is a judgemental asshole. Stop picking on this poor kid! I'll bet you're not perfect either.

It's called puberty. Happens to the best of us.

BigNasty1 0

you do realize that the time you have spent complaining about your problem could have been spent fixing it right?