By joshinbaltimore - 22/03/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, I went swimming. As I was getting out of the very crowded pool a little girl ran up to me pointed and yelled, "Mommy, I want big boobies like that when I grow up." I'm 16. I'm a boy. FML
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Tehalon 0

Maybe try eating vegetables now and then. (That stuff between a hamburger doesnt count!)

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Cheyyyy 0

Awww ): Sorry that happened dude, and don't listen to these jerks. If you're happy with yourself then it's all right if you're a little chubby xD

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Jaywin 3

You know swimming is actually great exercise so at least you're working on getting rid of those luscious *******.

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ihpb09 0

dude, get some exercise. even if you're big-boned you still shouldn't be overweight to the point where you have "big boobies", especially if you're 16.

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cradle6 13

Big boned? You know that that's a total lie/excuse that really makes no sense.

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Bubs_fml 0

#4: That may be true, but it also lies with the little girl not having any social skills. I know that little kids say whatever is on their mind, but it's up to the parents to teach them not to say offending things. Besides, what little girl young enough to not have social skills but old enough to talk has "boobies" in their vocabulary?

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Emriss 0

Apparently, you'd be surprised. It's healthy for girls to be taught, even at a young age that breasts are a good thing. If parents avoid the topic, girls can end up being ashamed of their curves for up to a few years once they hit puberty. They may pick up some slang along the way, and even family-friendly cartoon Disney movies have an alarming amount of female leads w/ barbie-doll figures, hence giving kids the message early on that bigger is better (>

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shockedface 0

my cousin is 5 and once she came into my room and pointed to my pregnant cat and said, "I can see her boobies!"

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permission2laugh 0

DIET TIME. if your happy with yourself now does not mean fat wont give u issues in the future.

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eastsidehippie 0

Better to find out sooner, now go burn that fat!

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EHAEJHMCR151415 0

way to make fun of yourself fatass

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SensFan22 0

Buy a treadmill. Man up tubby!

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Vincenzo_fml 1

And? If you're not happy with it, do something about it. If you're too lazy to do something about it, than this is entirely your fault. There's lots of options, many of them cheap or even free, all you need to do is invest a bit of time. There's likely a park nearby with a track, go job a few laps a few times a week and cut back on junk foods.

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