Fast food, Embarrassing and Transportation: Today, I went through the drive-through at Dunkin Donuts and...

By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I went through the drive-through at Dunkin Donuts and asked for an iced coffee. After no response, I started frantically screaming about bad service. After a while, a woman came out to my car and said, "Please pull up to the speaker." I'd been yelling at a garbage bin for 5 minutes. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 05/04/2013 16:26 - United States

Today, while working the drive-through, a woman ordered a large coffee with four creams. I handed her the coffee, and she took a sip. She then hurled it at me, screaming, "I said four creams, not five!" and sped off, leaving me drenched in hot coffee. FML

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The customer is always an ass

By Anonymous - 06/12/2012 23:50 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I was yelled at by a customer, who was upset over having waited twenty minutes for a waiter to come take her order. Maybe it would be understandable, if she was sitting in an actual restaurant, and not a serve-yourself coffee house. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2016 02:20 - United States - Exeter

Today, my mom was "that" customer at the local drive-thru. She slipped into attention whore mode and bitched the guy out for not giving us extra fries. He said she didn't ask for any, which was true. Instead of apologizing, she swore at him and floored the gas, sending our drinks spilling all over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2010 09:18 - United States

Today, I waited in line at a drive-through behind a man for ten minutes. I got out of my car, cursed at him, and then asked him to give me one good reason why it would take that long to order. The man slowly explained to me that he had a stutter. FML

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Get on with it

By Anonymous - 07/04/2014 00:20 - Australia - Spearwood

Today, at the café I work at, I was yelled at by a woman because the drinks and food she ordered were "taking too long". Before I had the chance to get a word in, she stormed out and said she would never come back. I didn't get the chance to inform her that she hadn't ordered yet. FML

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By Ashton Sprunger - 30/12/2011 05:38 - United States

Today, I was taking people's orders at the drive-thru. I was confused as to why people were screaming their orders at me, until one of my managers handed me a paper that he'd found taped to the menu, saying "speak loudly speaker isn't working properly." Punkd. FML

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By FastFoodWaiter - 03/09/2012 23:43 - United States - Saukville

Today, a woman came up to me at work and screamed at me for "taking forever" to come and wait at her table. I work at Wendy's. FML

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By Neanderthals walk among us - 04/08/2013 19:09 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, a customer screamed at me, because her iced coffee tasted exactly like coffee, and she hates coffee. Sadly, this isn't even the most insane person I've had to deal with at this job. FML

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By fastfoodslave - 06/09/2014 06:11 - United States - Northampton

Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML

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Crazy people

By nowhere to go - 12/12/2021 14:01

Today, I was stuck in the drive-thru line from hell. The guy in front of me started freaking out and demanded that I back out so he could pull out. I tried to tell him there were cars behind me, but that didn’t stop him from getting out of his car and kicking out my headlights. FML

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kscott88 0

Friday 19 June 2009 16:23

YDI for being psychotic AND stupid.

MrJentipede 2

Friday 19 June 2009 16:32

I'm surprised you are even competent enough to post this.

Comments

thereitgo 1

Friday 19 June 2009 17:57

lmfao notalwaysright anyone? edit: ahh #66 beat me to it.

zach2519 0

Friday 19 June 2009 18:02

This is the aboslute worst faked FML I've ever seen. Whoever thought it would be a good idea to actually put this s##t on the front page deserves to have their testicles ripped off by a wolverine as they sleep tonight.

Meg14_fml 0

Friday 19 June 2009 18:03

I don't even know what to say to this...

Meg14_fml 0

Friday 19 June 2009 18:08

lmao I think you meant saliva.

hihihi002 0

Friday 19 June 2009 18:04

wow you're dumb. i worked at a coffee drive thru and people like you are the reason people spit in the coffee. i hope you enjoyed your iced salvia.

Meg14_fml 0

Friday 19 June 2009 18:04

Why do you think it's fake? It sounds pretty real to me.

well_this_sucks 0

Friday 19 June 2009 18:07

someone was either high or really stupid.

bio87haz 1

Friday 19 June 2009 18:07

@ 21: Speak english. No one has the right to bash an FML poster who can not form full words and coherent sentences. @OP: Sorry, but you're a freaking retard