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By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 09:04 - Australia

Today, I went through the nightmare of having to go to my doctor so he could remove a living spider from my nasal cavity. FML

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By That1FamousWRX - 07/02/2021 05:01 - United States

Today, I went to pull a nose hair out, only to end up pulling a spider out by its legs. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2022 16:00 - United States - Littleton

Today, I woke up bright and early… because a spider crawled into my ear. FML

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By gaggin - 26/12/2012 19:30 - United States - Beverly Hills

Today, I woke up to find pieces of a dead spider stuck in my braces. FML

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By igotpride - 09/12/2013 21:01 - United States

Today, I woke up and coughed up the spider I thought I'd killed last night. FML

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By Shrieking_Shack_Maiden - 07/09/2018 23:30

Today, I got to experience the unadulterated horror of waking up to a spider crawling across my face. My screaming woke the neighbors. FML

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By scorpionsurviver - 08/07/2012 09:47 - United States

Today, I was brushing my teeth when I looked up. There was a huge scorpion dangling on the air vent above my head. I was trapped in the bathroom for over an hour trying to build the courage to run out. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2024 16:00 - United States - Warren

Today, I was going through my Facebook feed when I saw a post of a man being wheeled to the emergency room with a spider stuck in their ear. The post has me scared enough to want to sleep with earplugs. I'm a 37 year-old man. FML

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By somuchforthat - 19/02/2010 07:38 - Australia

Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2014 06:44 - United States - Saginaw

Today, I tried to blink out a small speck of dirt that was caught in my eye. Instead, I learned what it feels like to suffocate a small, angry spider with your eyelid. FML

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By pinkXpress1023 - 08/07/2013 18:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I had the opportunity to taste a live spider by walking into its web in the dark. FML

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Grenith 21

Sunday 1 March 2015 0:12

Hop on the nope train to fuckthatshitville.

devildog562 33

Sunday 1 March 2015 0:10

Did your spidy sense kick in ?

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bingalingading 12

Monday 2 March 2015 18:16

'STRALIA.

Haaaaaank 5

Tuesday 3 March 2015 4:58

Nope *burns phone*

tigger5986 12

Tuesday 3 March 2015 7:01

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

eggfriend22 4

Wednesday 4 March 2015 0:16

Considering the country that you're in, how poisonous was that spider?

missmisery86 11

Wednesday 4 March 2015 12:49

and thats why **** living in Australia. sorry.

kjbush 7

Wednesday 4 March 2015 16:25

*crying atm!!

mnb1998 15

Wednesday 4 March 2015 21:04

Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope ???????

CatEclipse 7

Saturday 7 March 2015 5:04

nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope

Kitkat1987 8

Thursday 2 July 2015 9:30

I literally started to gag just imagining this. I'm so sorry OP.

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