Intimacy: Today, I went to a bar with two guys I was interested in. The...

By sad_gay - 16/04/2009 08:40 - United States

Today, I went to a bar with two guys I was interested in. The first I'd been trying to go out with all semester. The second I had gone to dinner with and he seemed nice. I was the designated driver. They drank too much and, on the way home, hooked up in the back seat. FML

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You deserved it 17 041

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By Jebus - 23/01/2009 13:31 - Canada

Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML

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You deserved it 2 428

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By dudeWTF - 03/07/2021 10:59 - United States

Today, after a great double date with my best friend and two really hot guys, we went back to my place. My friend and I left the guys in the living room to go grab some more wine. When we came back, we found our dates making out with each other on the couch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 127

You deserved it 183

By THOMASisMYname - 06/07/2011 17:06 - Canada

Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML

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You deserved it 4 613

By whatever - 09/08/2009 20:12 - United States

Today, I went out with my ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted of me sitting in the back seat of his friend's truck while they drove around to pick up things for the party they were going to have that same night. After they picked everything up, he asked where I wanted to get dropped off. FML

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You deserved it 27 400

By Anonymous - 21/12/2016 05:35

Today, I got stood up by all five of my friends. I had to spend two hours getting hit on by a guy because I didn't feel safe to drive home. Their excuse? They didn't think I was serious when I said I was already at the bar. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 430

You deserved it 758

By Anonymous - 22/05/2013 17:10 - United States - Pomona

Today, my mom took me to a bar to cheer me up after being dumped. Two cute guys around my age kept looking over at us the whole night. When I told my mom, she said she was going to get them to come talk to me. Instead, she ended up leaving with both of them. FML

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You deserved it 5 145

By Anonymous - 25/05/2021 00:01

Today, I took a girl out on a date. We had dinner, we had good conversation, the vibe was excellent, and everything was great. I took her to a bar I frequent after for a couple of drinks to finish the night. She left with some other dude on his motorcycle. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 137

You deserved it 128

By ultraattitude - 22/04/2012 07:01 - United States - Union City

Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 015

You deserved it 12 625

By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 15:09 - United States

Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML

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You deserved it 69 628

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By ineedanotherdrink - 07/08/2009 09:43 - United States

Today, I went out drinking with a friend I've been crushing on for a while now. After we'd been talking and had a few, she said, "Man, I haven't gotten laid in months! Do you mind?" Surprised but hopeful, I nodded. She leaned over, hugged me, and went to hit on a guy by the bar. FML

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You deserved it 5 541

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Thursday 16 April 2009 16:02

That's so hot!

Gringo_fml 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 16:06

Threesome?

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SpammityCalamity 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 20:45

Thank you for cheering up my day, that made me smile.

basketballbabee 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 20:46

Foygirl...did you even both to read the link jboogie posted before you jumped down his throat? Ignorant people like you are obnoxious.

mikaela33194 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 20:47

oh and by #97 I meant #98 and #100. Sorry for that mis type.

mikaela33194 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 20:49

thanks basketballbabee.

NetSlummer 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 20:54

*hugs* that sucks. Sorry! :(

Nanospeed 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 20:54

#59 Isaac Newton gay? LOL you gay-sympathizers will say anything to push your own agenda, won't you?

mikey41414 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 21:02

At least tell them to watch the leather! GEEEZZ

lolfml_fml 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 21:03

aw that sucks :( i bet in the morning they both regretted it and wished they had gone for you instead.

lolfml_fml 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 21:04

and 49 you rule

Miss_Tyff 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 21:06

Oh dang. That really sucks. But it is funny. =P However, it would have been even funnier if you were a girl. =P

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