Kids, Holidays and Christmas: Today, I went to a Christmas-themed amusement park with my 21-year-old...

By MerryChristmas - 15/07/2018 14:30 - United States - Moore

Today, I went to a Christmas-themed amusement park with my 21-year-old autistic sister who adores Christmas. She took her picture with Santa and started crying happy tears. Then Santa asked her loudly, "Aren't you beyond old enough to know I'm not real?" Vacation ruined. FML

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By unknown - 17/12/2012 11:37 - Canada

Today, I brought my 6-year-old to the mall to sit on Santa's lap. She told him what she wanted and smiled for the picture. When the lady told her that her turn was over, she began throwing a fit, pulling off Santa's beard in the process. This caused all the kids in line to begin sobbing. FML

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By santashelper - 05/12/2011 23:32 - United States

Today, I took my kids to the mall to see Santa. While waiting in line, my eldest got bored and loudly complained, "I don't know why we're here. Santa's not even real." I don't think any of the kids within a hundred feet took the news very well. FML

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By The Horrible Older Sister - 02/09/2012 10:07 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my little sister came home crying because someone had shown her a video about the Slender Man. Trying to calm her down, I explained to her that he wasn't real, just like Santa Claus. She looked up at me and said "Santa's not real?" It's been 3 hours, and she hasn't stopped crying. FML

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By still had to pay - 23/12/2012 21:36 - Australia

Today, I took my 5-year old daughter to get a photo taken with Santa, when she asked the dreaded question of why this Santa looked different from one at the other store. Before I could placate her, some cunt of a kid yelled, "Because he's not real, dumbass!" FML

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By TooTallNiCo - 28/11/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, I was at lunch with my mom and we were talking about how to tell my brother that Santa Claus isn't real. After we finished our conversation, I heard someone crying. Little did I know, two little kids and their parents were sitting in the booth behind me. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2011 21:01 - United States

Today, I took the 6 year old I'm babysitting to the mall to see Santa after weeks of her begging. We got there in time to see him get out of his Prius and dress in the parking lot. FML

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By n1a1t1h1a1n1 - 11/12/2012 07:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, on the bus, when I was asking my 6-year-old son what he wanted for Christmas, a stranger came up to us and yelled at him about how Santa Claus is not real, that his "parents are fucking liars" and that he should "never listen to anything one of those fuckers says." FML

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By childdreamkiller - 08/12/2011 17:41 - Canada

Today, I took my daughter to see Santa at the mall. When I went to pick her up from Santa's lap, my watch snagged on his beard, pulling it off in front of my daughter and about twenty kids in line. My daughter still isn't speaking to me. FML

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By stupidsantaclaus - 08/10/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my friend, when my four year old nephew came in, asking who I was talking to. I told him it was Santa Claus, so he insisted on talking to him. I handed over the phone and I hear, "Santa is fake. Grow up." I spent the next two hours with a screaming child proving Santa exists. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2013 07:17 - United States - San Pablo

Today, my fifteen year-old son decided to tell his little five year-old sister that Santa isn't real. She now refuses to talk to any of us and thinks "her whole life is a lie". FML

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DanielleinDC 33

Sunday 15 July 2018 21:31

What a jerk. Did it not occur to him that there are adults with developmental disabilities who might like Santa?

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 15 July 2018 21:37

He broke character?!?!?! I’m sure he went on to talk about Fight Club...

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yourlifeisshit 18

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supertacowaffle 41

Sunday 15 July 2018 20:39

That’s so grim that

real life problems 26

Sunday 15 July 2018 20:49

What does he mean he isnt real?

Zachary8261 28

Sunday 15 July 2018 21:27

Please report that man.

DanielleinDC 33

Sunday 15 July 2018 21:31

What a jerk. Did it not occur to him that there are adults with developmental disabilities who might like Santa?

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 15 July 2018 21:37

He broke character?!?!?! I’m sure he went on to talk about Fight Club...

interesting33 36

Monday 16 July 2018 0:36

talk about WHAT sorry?

RichardPencil 30

Monday 16 July 2018 4:35

Go see the movie “Fight Club” or, at least, Google the rules of Fight Club. It’ll make sense then.

ZoroMiHawk 25

Monday 16 July 2018 16:30

Woosh

devi_916 39

Sunday 15 July 2018 22:33

Of course he's real. He's RIGHT THERE.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 15 July 2018 22:38

Yeah, you don't do that. And if he said it loudly, were there little kids nearby who also heard it? He might have ruined their fun and Christmas, too. I'd definitely report him.