Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her...

By theuglyfriend - 17/07/2012 06:09 - United States - Riverbank

Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he winked at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML

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You deserved it 3 723

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By 6u174r_d00d - 10/08/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, I saw a cute girl working register at my regular coffee shop and politely asked the her for her number. I was brutally rejected. A few minutes later, a douchebag with a popped collar approached her with a cheesy pickup line and left with not only her number, but a free frappe. FML

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You deserved it 6 134

By Anonymous - 26/01/2014 00:33 - United States - Durham

Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 52 956

By steven - 24/06/2009 15:33 - Canada

Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML

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You deserved it 112 564

By joanikens - 26/03/2016 19:02 - United States - Buena Park

Today, I'm a barista at Starbucks. When my crush walked in and asked how much his coffee would cost, I said a date. He said he'd rather pay for the coffee. FML

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You deserved it 6 121

By offended - 14/06/2012 08:11 - United States - East Hampton

Today, I was out to coffee with an extremely attractive friend. A crazy man came up to the window we were facing. He took one look at her, then turned to me with a big, congratulatory smile, flashing me a thumbs-up. Then he turned to her, frowned disappointedly and gave a thumbs-down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 551

You deserved it 2 450

By brannonjames - 10/05/2012 22:20 - United States

Today, I was getting coffee with my aunt, and she asked me to pay. She then turned to the Barista and said, "He's never had a girlfriend before, and I wanted to show him that they take your money." The Barista laughed so hard she had to excuse herself. FML

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You deserved it 2 364

By me - 09/08/2011 03:43 - United States

Today, my friend and I gave our numbers to some guys at a bar. Twenty minutes after we had left, we got a call. We excitedly answered the phone, only to hear the guy ask, "So are you the fat one or the ugly one?" FML

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You deserved it 7 360

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By firstdategonebad - 12/10/2012 18:43 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went on a coffee date with the man I've been in love with for a while. Before I knew what was going on, he'd started chatting up a pretty girl sitting nearby. I had to drink my coffee alone while he got her number. FML

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You deserved it 2 591

By Noname - 16/02/2009 06:41 - United States

Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML

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You deserved it 3 663

By ilovepancakes - 20/09/2016 00:29 - United States - Rolling Meadows

Today, after talking to the man whose car I scratched, we agreed that the damages and cost of repair were so low and instead of me paying I just buy him coffee. When I showed up he saw me, decided I was too ugly to have coffee with, and instead demanded full payment in cash. FML

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You deserved it 1 414

iliketomoveit123 10

Tuesday 17 July 2012 12:02

You don't need a guy who works at a coffee shop anyway. You probably deserve better.

linstar 13

Tuesday 17 July 2012 12:05

You gotta stop comparing yourself to your friend or you'll never be happy.

Comments

ChristineAnn58 8

Tuesday 17 July 2012 19:56

What a shitty friend you have! She gets $9 off and she can't even make sure you get the same discount? She gets a date and you get to feel ugly? You need a better friend.

Jayrs93 11

Tuesday 17 July 2012 20:48

How many of these types of FMLs are gonna be on here until a good one comes up?

snafu63 0

Tuesday 17 July 2012 22:25

key word in this is "again.". if this has happened before then maybe take the hint and pretty yourself up, ugly.

Playful1985 9

Tuesday 17 July 2012 22:30

If you're really unhappy grow some confidence aka. Hit the gym & use some makeup

BadKitty13 28

Tuesday 17 July 2012 22:46

OP : YOU NEED A GOOD THUMP ON THE HEAD ........ Life doesn't revolve around just you. Stop being Jelous of your friend and find ways to make yourself more attracive to the opposite sex. AND STOP FEELING SORRY FOR YOURSELF !

hateevryone 14

Tuesday 17 July 2012 22:46

You should've got his ass fired for pulling that stunt.

Jasonf6 0

Tuesday 17 July 2012 22:50

Should have asked for the manager.

osm1989_fml 6

Tuesday 17 July 2012 23:07

"Today, I was charged the correct amount and had to pay it. FML." That's what I read anyway...

bigballer_89 4

Wednesday 18 July 2012 0:05

yo you need to become the hot friend.

Jewbenita 0

Wednesday 18 July 2012 0:15

i wouldve called him out on it and requested to see his manager. the store loses money and it makes you feel terrible so theres no doubt he'd get in trouble.