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By theuglyfriend - 17/07/2012 06:09 - United States - Riverbank

Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he winked at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML

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By 6u174r_d00d - 10/08/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, I saw a cute girl working register at my regular coffee shop and politely asked the her for her number. I was brutally rejected. A few minutes later, a douchebag with a popped collar approached her with a cheesy pickup line and left with not only her number, but a free frappe. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2014 00:33 - United States - Durham

Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML

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By steven - 24/06/2009 15:33 - Canada

Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML

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By joanikens - 26/03/2016 19:02 - United States - Buena Park

Today, I'm a barista at Starbucks. When my crush walked in and asked how much his coffee would cost, I said a date. He said he'd rather pay for the coffee. FML

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By offended - 14/06/2012 08:11 - United States - East Hampton

Today, I was out to coffee with an extremely attractive friend. A crazy man came up to the window we were facing. He took one look at her, then turned to me with a big, congratulatory smile, flashing me a thumbs-up. Then he turned to her, frowned disappointedly and gave a thumbs-down. FML

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By brannonjames - 10/05/2012 22:20 - United States

Today, I was getting coffee with my aunt, and she asked me to pay. She then turned to the Barista and said, "He's never had a girlfriend before, and I wanted to show him that they take your money." The Barista laughed so hard she had to excuse herself. FML

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By me - 09/08/2011 03:43 - United States

Today, my friend and I gave our numbers to some guys at a bar. Twenty minutes after we had left, we got a call. We excitedly answered the phone, only to hear the guy ask, "So are you the fat one or the ugly one?" FML

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By firstdategonebad - 12/10/2012 18:43 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went on a coffee date with the man I've been in love with for a while. Before I knew what was going on, he'd started chatting up a pretty girl sitting nearby. I had to drink my coffee alone while he got her number. FML

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By Noname - 16/02/2009 06:41 - United States

Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML

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By ilovepancakes - 20/09/2016 00:29 - United States - Rolling Meadows

Today, after talking to the man whose car I scratched, we agreed that the damages and cost of repair were so low and instead of me paying I just buy him coffee. When I showed up he saw me, decided I was too ugly to have coffee with, and instead demanded full payment in cash. FML

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iliketomoveit123 10

Tuesday 17 July 2012 12:02

You don't need a guy who works at a coffee shop anyway. You probably deserve better.

linstar 13

Tuesday 17 July 2012 12:05

You gotta stop comparing yourself to your friend or you'll never be happy.

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knightgirl95 3

Tuesday 17 July 2012 17:57

I would quit going places with her.

maxmmoreau1 1

Tuesday 17 July 2012 18:10

One ugly friend hangs with another ugly friend #mirror

tsk14 9

Tuesday 17 July 2012 18:31

Beauty is on the inside. People mistake it by just lookin at peoples appearances. A day will come along where the bestest of guys will want to be with you. Hang in there bud!

babebeegurl95 7

Tuesday 17 July 2012 18:35

Stop having pretty friends!

LSUtigres 2

Tuesday 17 July 2012 18:46

Yo dat be mesed up, tha meens you gawt hatas an hatas ain't no good but sorree about tha hole chekup thing dont let it bring yu down Grammar notsees do your worse

Werken247 14

Tuesday 17 July 2012 20:00

please shoot yourself before you have a chance to breed. ty

Rocky007 15

Tuesday 17 July 2012 18:51

I hope you told his manager so they can fire him and give an honest person a job.

bankrupt 15

Tuesday 17 July 2012 22:53

Yes, thank you Rocky007. There are probably dozens of unemployed honest people who would love to have a job that is being taken by a guy who is ripping off the company by giving steep discounts to pretty girls.

mylifesucks9021 0

Tuesday 17 July 2012 18:54

What does that say about you if it happened more than once?

allovuhsudden 5

Tuesday 17 July 2012 19:06

Your friend is not the nicest to give that dude the time of day.

maigcmitts 2

Tuesday 17 July 2012 19:19

Classic chick fml. Instead of looking for sympathy you should try being a more attractive person, who knows what could happen? You might even lose your v card!

iwadasn 32

Tuesday 17 July 2012 21:05

The problem isn't that she's unattractive; it's that people treat her like she's unattractive when she's out with her friend who's more attractive than she is.