By Raaar - 26/08/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I went to a concert. Knowing these concerts usually include a lot of black lights, I decided to wear a black T-shirt so I wouldn't glow. I was having a good time, but about halfway through I noticed someone pointing to my shoulder. I looked down to see my dandruff glowing. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 490
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

Well aren't you a bundle of fun. You knew there would be black light and you didn't wanna glow. Pussy.

Dandruff has nothing to do with being unhygenic

Comments

ok someone other than me needs to comment! NOW!

MissJlk 0

It would be funnier if there were **** stains.

I kind of expected to read: 'I noticed someone pointing to my shoulder. I looked down to see glowing cum stains. FML' Anyway, who cares?

Should've just flashed your boobs, OP. Then no one would be looking at your dandruff ridden shoulder.

^^ there is a pink symbol at the top right of the fml.... This generally means it's a girl.. I could be sorely mistaken though

whyme93guygv 0

never wear black without the blue, selsun blue.

sublime93 0

Lmfao Anyway this was totally stolen from the axe commercial, just with an added backstory.

triplethreat13 0

gross! dandruff is something no one wants to see, especially people that are crowded around you. and why wouldn't you want to glow? it's fun to stand out! but YDI for not thinking that through....

OMGitsKaleyxo 0

haha gross. ydi for not being hygienic. and for not wanting to glow]: