Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a concert with a friend of mine. When his dad...

By Evan Chong - 13/07/2011 14:48 - Canada

Today, I went to a concert with a friend of mine. When his dad came to pick him up, I walked towards the car, expecting a ride. His dad told me he didn't have time to drive me home. I'm his neighbour. FML

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By jonloran - 14/08/2015 09:08 - United States - Incline Village

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By car trouble - 14/10/2016 08:12 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, my dad refused to pick me up because he didn't want to get off the couch, so I had to walk for an hour and a half to get home. When I finally got home, my dad had gone out to pick my sister up from her friend's house. Her friend lives a 3-minute walk away. FML

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By anlhawks - 10/09/2010 04:02 - United States

Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets (of our favorite band) for his birthday. I was expecting him to bring me since I gave them to him and I like the band too. He said, "Sweet, thanks, I'll call my friend now and see if he wants to go. Think you could give us a ride?" FML

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By that girl. - 06/06/2012 05:26 - United States

Today, instead of having my friends come pick me up, my dad drove me over to visit them. He insisted on walking me up to the door, hugging me goodbye, and making sure my friends were appropriate enough to hang out with. I'm in college. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2019 16:00

Today, I went for a run when my shin splints acted up, so I called my dad to have him come pick me up. When I saw his car approaching, I stuck out my thumb like a hitchhiker, as a joke. The car pulled over to give me a ride. It wasn't my dad. FML

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By morningbirdie - 20/09/2020 14:01

Today, I had to pick up my dad because he was too drunk to drive home. Drive his wheelchair home, that is. FML

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By feeling fed up - 25/04/2017 17:00 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, I spent hundreds of pounds buying my best friend concert tickets to see our favourite band, complete with a meet and greet. I drove over very excited to pick her up to take her. She had already left. With her boyfriend. FML

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By ditched?? - 06/08/2010 09:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2012 04:03 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML

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Crossed wires

By Anonymous - 25/10/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, as a good friend, I went to pick up my buddy from the airport. I arrived at the wrong terminal and waited for an hour before realizing he had landed an hour earlier at the other terminal. By the time I found his whereabouts, he'd already taken an Uber home. FML

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jonan1212 5

Wednesday 13 July 2011 19:01

he don't like u

jazziness 12

Wednesday 13 July 2011 19:01

maybe he had to go somewhere else...

Comments

cameron194 9

Friday 15 July 2011 11:49

slash his tires

lexisteez 0

Friday 15 July 2011 22:02

maybe he had to do something else ... or he just reeeeally hates you .

RawRxRissaxRawR 0

Friday 15 July 2011 23:50

maybe he was going somewhere else before going home

hammie27 3

Saturday 16 July 2011 14:50

if you didn't arrange a ride with him ahead if time, YDI for assuming they'd take you home even if it is next door. maybe they had other things to do first...

fmlftw1122 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 17:56

maybe they were going somewhere?!

LilAngel606 5

Sunday 17 July 2011 23:24

that must suck XD

harrieslinger 17

Wednesday 27 July 2011 22:23

damn u really gotta be ugly!

tundraman07 0

Monday 15 August 2011 19:22

maybe he wasn't going home then

Jeni1572 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 9:29

Even if he is your neighbor, it's rude to assume you're going to get a ride. Before you even left, you should've already established how you were going to get home.