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By embarrassment - 12/06/2009 13:46 - Canada

Today, I went to a family dinner. While waiting to be seated, a guy walked by and I looked to see if he was hot. Then my grandma yelled, "Get your eyeballs back in your head and quit staring at boys!" The whole restaurant heard her. Including the guy. And yes, he was hot. FML

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By WHY GRANDMA - 17/06/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, I was at a restaurant with my grandma. A young, ripped gentleman suddenly walked through the door and my grandma looked at him and shouted, "Look! Eye candy!" as loud as she could. He heard it and was extremely embarrassed. To make it worse, my grandma is a widow, so she might have actually meant it. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2021 23:01 - United States - Steele

Today, I was eating lunch with my grandmother when a very muscular young man entered the restaurant. As soon as he walked in, my 70-year-old widowed grandmother looked at him and said, out loud, "Ooh, eye candy!" Everyone in the restaurant began staring at us, and the poor guy's face was red as a tomato. FML

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By Nightsong - 30/03/2016 02:54 - Germany - N?rnberg

Today, I saw a ridiculously hot guy dining with his family. I decided not to flirt with him with his parents around but to ask his sister (who went to the restroom) to give him my phone number. When I came back, I saw her pointing a finger at me, and the whole family turning around and staring. FML

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By anonymous - 23/12/2014 11:28 - Austria - Vienna

Today, I was yelled at in public for staring at a guy in a wheelchair. I was staring because he was so good looking. FML

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By anonymous - 05/03/2011 05:34 - France

Today, I found out the hard way that if you think a waiter is hot, you probably shouldn't tell your parents. They could react by screaming at him across the room to tell him you think he's a hottie. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2015 01:45 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I was at a restaurant where the host is an attractive guy with only one arm. I was with my family, so I didn't want to be too obvious when checking him out. It seems like I was, though, because he came over and told me it was rude to stare at his arm. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 05:32 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML

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By maximumpower - 15/03/2009 01:46 - United States

Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2009 20:10 - United States

Today, I was on a plane with my grandma. A cute guy sat down next to her. She asked his age. He told her he was 16. She said, "Oh, that's how old my granddaughter here is." She then turned to me and said loudly, "You should switch seats with me, he's HOT!" Well, at least Grandma loves me. FML

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By oshitdonotwant - 08/08/2009 13:42 - United States

Today, I was having breakfast when my mom's boyfriend came and sat right across from me. He didn't try and hide the fact that he was staring at my chest and told me, "Wow, you're getting bigger." I glared at him. He winked at me. FML

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Friday 12 June 2009 20:11

Don't you love embarrassing family?

dmmd8686 0

Friday 12 June 2009 20:11

If you had acted on it, this could have been an epic icebreaker. Embarassing for a short time, yes, but it gives you a great way to start talking to him. I wish this would happen to me.

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Monado 0

Friday 12 June 2009 22:21

50, you need to learn that people are too judgmental and moronic. Once I lost weight people noticed me more, but that did nothing but tick me off more. So shut it and realize tolerance will be the most used thing in your life.

FMLwrestler 0

Friday 12 June 2009 22:23

Get em, 48! (Kimpylump) 49 (nikki loves pooh).... apparently you are fat? At least 48 gets the idea that losing weight is a good idea. Losing weight isn't about conformity, or impressing others. It's about being healthy, living longer, and not being lazy or gluttonous. Being healthy muscular active and in shape is a good marker of a person who has their sh*t together. I understand that you shouldn't care too much about what other people think, but you shouldn't totally disregard it either. Just because it is somebody else telling you it, doesn't mean that what they say is automatically false. Use some logic! Maybe the person has some truth to what they say. If somebody says you are fat, well maybe you do need to shed some pounds? And this is coming from a guy who does football, wrestling, and lacrosse so dont act like im a hypocrite lol

cthulhu1138 1

Friday 12 June 2009 22:26

Nothing like having your family embarrass you in public.

runescapescool 0

Friday 12 June 2009 22:28

ROFL!!!!!!!!

xHaniffax 0

Friday 12 June 2009 22:30

Grandmas say the darndest things...

nikki_loves_pooh 3

Friday 12 June 2009 22:32

53...I am NOT fat, and sorry but with your blindness you apparently cannot see what this guy was talking about...so w/e im not gonna argue, the world isnt one size...everyones different, i am HEALTY, im not a rail...no i have a little meat but im not fat..so yeah, and what if she is "fat" who the hell cares?

tbbays04 0

Friday 12 June 2009 22:32

hahaha. sorry though that must suck:( did the guy ever talk to you later?!

wbrycem 0

Friday 12 June 2009 22:33

51 - I welcome people gawking at me ... for my attractiveness lol. I take it as a compliment. Obviously they think you're attractive. People like staring at beautiful people. It has nothing to do with how desperate anyone is.

seancliffy 0

Friday 12 June 2009 22:34

ha. grandparents don't understand, the world has changed... lol

FMLwrestler 0

Friday 12 June 2009 22:35

58- fat people die early. fat people do not have enough self-respect or drive to lose the weight. fat people are slovenly pigs. that's why i care. and yes you are fat. "a little meat on your bones" translates to "i am fat, but too self-absorbed and self-protective to be honest with myself about my obesity".