By embarrassment - 12/06/2009 13:46 - Canada

Today, I went to a family dinner. While waiting to be seated, a guy walked by and I looked to see if he was hot. Then my grandma yelled, "Get your eyeballs back in your head and quit staring at boys!" The whole restaurant heard her. Including the guy. And yes, he was hot. FML
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dmmd8686 0

If you had acted on it, this could have been an epic icebreaker. Embarassing for a short time, yes, but it gives you a great way to start talking to him. I wish this would happen to me.

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glykoula09 0

you should of had sex with him right then and there...that would have shut ol' granny up.

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xHaniffax 0

#64: That is one of the most ignornant things I've read just because you're healthy and not a walking skeleton means your fat because you can admit that you "have a little meat on your bones" which translates as "a little meat on your bones" which is NORMAL you're probably some weight-obsessed freak

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dmmd8686 0

11 - I wouldn't like to be embarassed, I'd like to have a perfect icebreaker with a hot person handed to me like the OP did. After that there are so many conversational possibilities!

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darkmis1 17

50-that wuz 49 that said that, not 48! And stop screaming about it! I'm thin and I notice the way pple look, but I don't freak out about it! 49-nobody said the OP wuz fat OP-that sux, but I'm sure everybody forgot by the end of the nite-it would've been worse if you knew him.

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Sportsfan86 3

You deserved it. Like wow your grandma is there, think before you act.

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Lillinette 2

She's encouraging you to become a lesbian. Start staring at girls from now on.

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FMLwrestler 0

#65: Shut up, you nobody. Who the hell are you? I got 6th in states last season in wrestling in new jersey, and i play football and lacrosse, both starting varsity 10th and 11th grade respectively. And you do...? oh, nothing? yeah your cool. Girls with "meat on their bones" by the real definition is just fine, by the way. Except my point wasn't that she was "normal", my point was that she was probably actually really fat, but just lying to herself. As in, she had "chunky ginormous flab" instead of "meat" on her bones. Get it? Girls who are normal are fine. Athletic girls with meat on their bones and have muscle (but are still somewhat slim) are actually preferable. But fat girls? nooo not quite

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wienerwagon 0

FMLwrestler, you sound like a GIGANTIC ******. Health may be your top priority but that does not mean that it's the most important thing in the world to everyone. I personally would rather play music or hang out with friends than spend my time in the communal showers bathing in the scent of my teammates' sweat-soaked junk. If people are comfortable with their size then that should be enough. And what makes you assume everyone has the same taste in women as you? Just 'cause you like your chicks to look like beefed up men in dresses doesn't mean that everyone does. Some people like their girls to be more muscular, like yourself, and some like other features in their women. There are different looks that attract different kind of men. Obviously this girl is doing herself a favor by having a body type that would not attract an asshole such as yourself.

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